Oh, God. THIS. I don't even have any sort of thing for d/s, but this was just fabulously wonderful.

I have a Conservative Prime Minister who is eighty percent forehead and nineteen percent privilege.

Ahahaha :D So very, amusingly, depressingly true.

I love that you mentioned Section 28. And Theresa May. And - yeah, generally all the political references, even those views I don't agree with, amused me endlessly :D

Also, hot as hell. Just by the way ;)