Stay Down

[lokifan]

Title: Stay Down
Author: lokifan
Word count: ~300
Characters/pairings: Dreamwidth/Livejournal, Dreamwidth/Livejournal/Insanejournal
Rating: R
Summary: Livejournal lies back and thinks of goats.
Warnings: ...
Author’s Notes: This was written for the Porn Battle; the prompts I used were down, stretch and double penetration.


“Want to give a reply to my entry?” Dreamwidth asked, smirking a bit. Livejournal groaned helplessly in response as Dreamwidth worked its way inside, stretching Livejournal to capacity. Dreamwidth might be both smaller and sparklier than Livejournal, but it wasn't some fluttery twink – not like Deviant, that bitch.

No, Dreamwidth was perfectly ready to take over.

Dreamwidth was thrusting: shallow and slow, and so teasing deliciously at Livejournal's nerve endings. Before long Livejournal was babbling, a long string of Russian letters and goat noises, and Dreamwidth was in deep. Livejournal's orgasm crashed down upon it, wiping away its memory.

Livejournal lay limply and panted as Dreamwidth finished politely, and withdrew. “I hope you're okay... I was meaning to say, once you're recovered... I do like collaboration...”

“You're young,” Livejournal muttered. “What is this about?” Livejournal just wanted to close its eyes and enjoy the quiet: no babble of comments or gifs flashing in the back of its mind.

“Well. Er...”

Insanejournal appeared, grinning a slightly manic grin. “Hi there.”

Livejournal groaned a little as the weight of Insanejournal landed on its wrists, keeping it down. Dreamwidth's tendrils worked their way inside Livejournal again, stretching it further. Livejournal moaned, squirming into the soreness, and Insanejournal chuckled. “Open code indeed.”

Livejournal scowled, wriggling, and then felt its servers melt once more at Dreamwidth's touch.

Well. Sometimes it was nice to just... stay down, and let the others do the work.

Comments

[secretsolitaire]

Bwahaha! My favorite part is the string of Russian letters and goat noises. :-D

(Commenting here because my LJ flist is not loading properly. Sigh.)

[lokifan]

Hee, thanks!

(Heh, ironic...)

[lutamira]

This is absolutely hilarious and just a tad brilliant. :)

[lokifan]

:D Thanks!

[angelbabe_cj]

*giggles*

You win at the internet! *hands over cookies (not the sort that steal your details)*

[lokifan]

LOL. *enjoys delicious non-privacy-invading cookies*

[lutamira]

One tiny thing I just noticed - I'm not sure that these boys and girls belong to JKR... ;)

[lokifan]

*facepalm* Thank you so much! Fixed :)

here via lutamira

[ever_neutral]

This is the greatest thing I've read all week. All the awards.

Re: here via lutamira

[lokifan]

*beams* Thank you!

[damerell]

That was... odd.

[lokifan]

*lols*

[kelly_chambliss]

This is hilariously brilliant and brilliantly hilarious.

[lokifan]

:DDDDDD Thank you!

[guardians_song]

Take it hard, LiveJournal, you slut! Take it hard! :P

(laughing so hard.)

(also, is DeviantArt an ex? :P good heavens.)

[lokifan]

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

(Hahaha. I'm guessing it was a sordid, passionate, messy three-week affair.)