Pansy Cissy Draco
Title: Pansy Cissy Draco
Word count: 200
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: puns
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
rondracodrabble’s current old challenge, pansy. I actually wrote it ages ago, and forgot to post. *fails*
“Do you think our names affect who we are?” Draco asked idly. He shifted his head on Ron’s bare thigh, staring at the ceiling. “Words have power – they’re spells, and identities too... d’you think if my parents had named me Bob I’d have been a different person?”
Apparently Hermione had left Ron with a taste for people who talked about philosophy after hot sex. He stroked Draco’s tangled, soft hair and thought about it. “You might have been less snotty if you didn’t have a name that was in the school motto.”
“People teased me about that,” Draco said mournfully.
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He sat up to give Ron his sad puppy-Draco eyes better. “Greg laughed at me about it all the time.”
“You poor soul.” Ron rolled his eyes at him, and Draco put his head back in Ron’s lap, huffing. This was not the punishment it was meant to be.
“I think your family and friends matter, as well as names. Look at you.” Draco gave him an inquiring look. “Well, really Draco – your mother’s name is Cissy and your girlfriend’s name was Pansy. How could you not turn out gay?”
“Actually, I think it was Professor Snape calling Father ‘Lucy’.”
Word count: 200
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: puns
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for
rondracodrabble’s “Do you think our names affect who we are?” Draco asked idly. He shifted his head on Ron’s bare thigh, staring at the ceiling. “Words have power – they’re spells, and identities too... d’you think if my parents had named me Bob I’d have been a different person?”
Apparently Hermione had left Ron with a taste for people who talked about philosophy after hot sex. He stroked Draco’s tangled, soft hair and thought about it. “You might have been less snotty if you didn’t have a name that was in the school motto.”
“People teased me about that,” Draco said mournfully.
He sat up to give Ron his sad puppy-Draco eyes better. “Greg laughed at me about it all the time.”
“You poor soul.” Ron rolled his eyes at him, and Draco put his head back in Ron’s lap, huffing. This was not the punishment it was meant to be.
“I think your family and friends matter, as well as names. Look at you.” Draco gave him an inquiring look. “Well, really Draco – your mother’s name is Cissy and your girlfriend’s name was Pansy. How could you not turn out gay?”
“Actually, I think it was Professor Snape calling Father ‘Lucy’.”
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You know, I'd never thought of it that way before. Brilliant!
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Poor Draco. His puppy eyes aren't working. That's the beginning of the end. Ron will soon call him Dray-Dray, or so.
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RON WOULD NEVER CALL HIM DRAY-DRAY.
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I love the implied(?) Snape/Lucius at the end...
Also you have a knack for making Draco super adorable all the time. I love you.
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Draco is always adorable!
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I love you missy. I really do.
(although did it need the break thing in the middle? my brain hurts right now-i not make sense)
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and I loved it, although I still have to get used to the idea of Draco not being together with Harry. It's always so strange..
I still like the pairing alot though, very much so *nods*
and this was funny :D
*twirls you*
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