You Harlot

[lokifan]

Title: You Harlot
Word count: 28
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating NC-17. It’s a limerick, that’s what it’s for.
Warnings: Spanking, making light of prostitution?
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: Written for poetic_hp’s current challenge, luck.


Draco was down on his luck,
So to Harry he offered a suck.
Shouting, “you harlot!”
He spanked Draco scarlet,
And they had a rough (but great) fuck.

Comments

[kubrick041087.livejournal.com]

Wow! lol, that was great. I really liked it. Well Done

[lokifan]

:D Thanks! Sorry I'm fail at replying to comments, but I'm so pleased you liked it!

[elevateyourmind.livejournal.com]

hehehe wonderful! I've always been such a fan of limericks.

[lokifan]

Thanks! Limericks are so fun. I think because their very form seems to attract filth.

Icon love!

[qumabh.livejournal.com]

*grin* That was great. :D

~Mab

[lokifan]

*grins back* Thanks very much! Sorry it took me so long to reply.

[nuclearsugars.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I've never read a slashy limerick before and I must say, I'm impressed.

[lokifan]

:D Thanks! Limericks are so fun and filthy, they are made for slash!

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! Nice one:)

[lokifan]

Thanks! Icon LOVE, btw.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

That has me laughing out loud! Great!

[lokifan]

That has me laughing out loud!

*\o/* Thanks, Jae! Can I just thank you for giving us a prompt that rhymes with 'fuck'? ;)

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

LOL! Brilliant drabble!

[lokifan]

:D Thank you!

[kuri-taichou.livejournal.com]

Best limerick ever. XD

[lokifan]

:D Thanks!