Fuck The Formalities

[lokifan]

Title: Fuck The Formalities
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating PG-13
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: Written for the current challenge at rondracodrabble, formalities.


On Monday morning Draco found a bouquet on his desk: tuberose, for dangerous love. There wasn’t a card; probably from some ugly old man. Nobody rough enough to appeal to Draco sent flowers.

On Tuesday, it was hazel: reconciliation. Still no card.

On Wednesday, he came in early and caught Ron Weasley, of all people, leaving coriander flowers: lust. “What the...?”

Weasley’s ears turned red. “Er, I thought you’d like me to court you properly.”

Draco cocked his head, and considered. Tall, big hands... “Fuck the formalities.”

“What?”

“Get moving. We’re going to my flat to have extremely impolite sex.”

Comments

[icanhaspancake.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I the last line made me giggle. :D And aww, Ron's so cute putting flowers on Draco's desk.

[lokifan]

Yay!

Ron's so cute putting flowers on Draco's desk.

I know, right? I think he may still have that copy of Twelve Fail-Safe Ways To Charm Witches.

[nuclearsugars.livejournal.com]

Aaw, how perfectly Ron with his courting rituals! And of course Draco takes note of Ron's big hands! Lovely and cute!

[lokifan]

:D Thanks! Ron and Twelve Fail-Safe Ways To Charm Witches have never parted company, you know.

Btw, have I ever told you how much I love your icon? Because I do. I love it longtime.

[nuclearsugars.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks so much love! I love YOUR icon, it makes me lol everytime I see it. I always think of DanRad in OotP saying it.

[lokifan]

LMAO. That had never occured to me before! Now I'm imagining the Doctor and Harry meeting.

That... would not go all that well, I think.

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

Lol! That last line is hysterical. :)

Sorry I missed you last night, lovely. I was busy watching the Lost finale.

[lokifan]

:D Thanks!

And no worries at all! I was wondering if your invisible self was about. My sleep schedule, as ever, is ftl so I'm never up in the morning when you're about!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Ha, hilarious! Loved it.

[lokifan]

:D Thanks! Your icon is win.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

“Get moving. We’re going to my flat to have extremely impolite sex.”

♥

You're my hero.

[lokifan]

Yay I get a little heart! *excited*

Btw, any recs for places to grab Ron/Draco icons? I clearly need one!

[ravenclawbest.livejournal.com]

That was so cute.
And that last line was wonderful, very Draco.

[lokifan]

Aww, thanks!

[morettaallstar.livejournal.com]

Last line: love.
The fact that Ron did the whole thing properly cos he knows that's how Draco was brought up: wow.
Draco being like "Well fuck this. Fuck me instead!" : excellent idea.

[lokifan]

Thanks! I love your comments. And heh, I can just imagine Ron's bamboozled reaction, when he was trying to do it all properly, to have Draco be all "fuck me instead!" :D