CAN'T SLEEP ZOMBIE RABBITS WILL EAT ME.

[lokifan]

My campus is covered in rabbits. That’s a cool thing, especially right now: in spring, the place is covered in LITTLE BABY RABBITS. So cute!

Only Miss Godfrey saw a rabbit eating pepperoni off someone’s discarded pizza. Clearly, the rabbits are getting a taste for meat. And there are thousands of them; if they get together, they will kill us all. None of this is helped by my childhood rereading of The Thousand Eyes of Night, a Robert Swindells book in which the neighbourhood bully is killed by rats possessed by aliens.

I told bewarethesmirk about the meat-eating bunny. Her response was to point out that zombie rabbits would be even scarier. Now I am trying to come up with an escape plan in the event of the zombie apocalypse reaching the campus bunny population.

DAMN YOU, STEPH.

Comments

[lokifan]

LMAO. Yeah, I'm at UEA, so we're close - we play Essex at lots of sports one day a year and we usually win. :) Essex are clearly evil! Baby bunnies killed by men with guns! That's so sad, as well as leading to a zombie bunny apocalypse! Although I suppose the guns mean Essex is well prepared.