I'm Not Dead, I'm Doing Memes

[lokifan]

To misquote Monty Python. Monty Python mottos are getting me through life at the moment – my laptop is dead, my memory stick has vanished (although this situation will be fixed later today), and I have three essays due next week, not to speak of fandom commitments.

I’m still in a good mood, though. I have a job interview next week for a library. I love libraries! And I have to bring a book I enjoyed (or a magazine, CD or DVD, but pfft) and recommend it to them! Best interview ever. Plus I’m talking to lavillanueva for the first time in YONKS, and am feeling all inspired fic-wise. And I have faith I’ll finish an essay today. And I think I may have enough money to have an incredibly brilliant Hallowe’en.
I am so sorry to have been so conspicuously absent! With luck, I’ll make it up to you soon. Although in November I’m doing NaNoWriMo (more on that later).

To make up for this, and get me back in practice, I’m going to do TWO WHOLE MEMES off this post. One nicked off lavillanueva because it’s great and so is she, and one to get me back into porn-writing and make up for my absence.

Meme one:

1. Comment with a character I've written, from one of my fics. (Example: Draco, from Power Plays.)
2. Receive three bits of trivia about their sexuality: practices, preferences, experiences, fantasies, kinks, etc.

Meme two:

Once again! The first five people to comment to this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing that I am familiar with from me. You can also give prompt words, and KINKS.

Comments

[lavillanueva.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU PLEASE COME LIVE IN MY CLOSET.

Isn't this meme the best? I love it! Guess which one I'm giving you: Secretary!Draco! :D:D:D

*tackles you to the ground*

[lokifan]

Awwww. I love you too, but I don't love any woman enough to live in the closet. ;D

Also, dearest, pick a new one. I haven't FINISHED secretary!Draco, it's still 6k of half-written porn languishing on my hard drive!

Unless you mean that drabble series where Draco's a secretary, which desperately needs updating...

[lavillanueva.livejournal.com]

lol, yes, I did mean the drabble series where Draco's a secretary, but that's okay, because I found the one I originally wanted: Harry, from Patience. :D

ETA: And maybe also Draco too. I love them both from that little fic so much!

[koishii-hime.livejournal.com]

ME I HAVEN'T SEE YOU FOREVER.

and uh. D: i don't know. rofl. CHARACTERS IN STUFF. urhgoaruhfgaljfhajlsfhl. How about Spike. in. ...uh that one drabble where spike woke up at angel was angelus and he was all smug about it. : DDDD

[tuawahine.livejournal.com]

Drabbles! I wants one!
(First time ever I manage to reply to one of these before all the drabbles are taken... :P)

So can I reply to both memes? ;)
Then for the first: Draco from Unforgivable.
For the second: Harry/Draco, roleplay

And that sounds like the perfect job interview. Which book are you bringing? *is curious*

[girlofavalon.livejournal.com]

Harry/Draco. Top!Harry. D/s, orgasm delay.

[chthonya]

An interview for a library? Oh, I'm envious! I found a job ad for my local library a couple of weeks ago and was really tempted, but there were only 5 hours to go before closing (at midnight) and I thought it would interfere too much with my commitment to another job. Which I have since lost. Hey ho!

Best of luck with it, anyhow - I'll look forward to hearing about it. (Assuming you're still coming?)

I hesitate to join the meme as I've not read any of your work... yet ;)

[nuclearsugars.livejournal.com]

*hugs* I require no drabbles hun, ONLY YOUR LOVING EMBRACE! Good luck on your interview! ♥

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Oooh...

Ron, from "Unforgivable"!

And so much luck for the interview! Libraries are love!

[klashfor.livejournal.com]

*SQUISH*

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

You would be awesome in a library. I'm a checkout monkey at sainsburys. Woo. Working girls rule!

Hope the interview goes well :D

(Using this icon as I feel it would be appropriate for our kind of people)

[kuri-taichou.livejournal.com]

I'm too lazy to think of anything for these memes but
YAY YOU'RE ALIVE!!
I'm sorry about your laptop being dead though. Another friend of mine just had her laptop die as well. I hope you get the library job, and I hope it inspires you to write some kinky library porn. Mmm, literature...

[lokifan]

I know right?! How are you, my lovely?

1. Spike’s first sexual experience was with Drusilla. He didn’t know until much later than Angelus was annoyed by this: he liked virgins.

2. Spike has a lot of kinks: he likes being bitten, and being spanked, and having his hair pulled. He’s not quite sure whether he had them already, or whether Angelus built them so Spike would love what Angelus did to him.

3. He was very, inappropriately turned on by Angelus when Angel lost his soul to Spike’s sex god powers. He was all angry and fangy and he lunged at Spike. Spike was shoved back against the wall, and parted his legs and lips for his sire. Angelus started grinding against him, and a moment later Fred dropped him with a tranquilliser gun. Wesley complimented him on an excellent distraction, and Spike hastily agreed.

[lokifan]

Awwww! *hugs you* There you go. :)

[lokifan]

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU FOR THIS REQUEST. SO MUCH.


Sweat had plastered Draco’s pale hair to his temples. As Harry fucked him, Draco’s breath stuttered out hotly over his face. Harry wrapped his hand round Draco’s cock, and his body arched up, muscles tense beneath his flushed skin.

He would have come in that moment, Harry knew. But he didn’t have permission.

“Please,” Draco choked. “Please, I need to c-come.”

“You are terribly swollen…” Harry’s voice was a parody of concern; he ran a testing finger down Draco’s cock.

“Yes!” Draco almost shouted. His eyes clenched shut, tears wetting his eyelashes.

Then “yes,” as Harry finally allowed him release.

I Vant To Suck Your... Blood

[lokifan]

You can has one!

First time ever I manage to reply to one of these before all the drabbles are taken...

Heh. I am very amused by this. It's like I'm famous!

I'm taking either The Golem's Eye by Jonathan Stroud, The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch, or The Game or Year of the Griffin, both by Diana Wynne Jones. I considered The Book Thief, Rebecca and Frankenstein, but they're all too 'I'm trying to impress you'-ish.

IT IS A DIFFICULT DECISION.

You can definitely reply to both memes, but I'm still thinking about 'Draco from Unforgivable'. I'll just give you the drabble for now, because it amused me.


“I knew it!” Draco exclaimed, lisping slightly. “I knew mortal danger turned you on! ‘I just want to help people’, if people knew, Mr Auror…”

“Mortal danger does not turn me on,” Harry snapped. “If that was true, I’d have begged for Voldemort’s cock.”

He and Draco both went green.

“Anyway,” Harry continued, recovering, “I’d have thought you’d love the idea. Glamour, swirling your cloak like the Snape-wannabe you are…”

Draco bared his (fake) fangs and lunged, bringing Harry down to the sofa under him. Harry cried out, delighted, and tried to look afraid.

“I vant to suck your blood!”

[lokifan]

I HAVE BEEN IN THE LAND OF BROKEN LAPTOP. IT IS A SAD PLACE.

Hey, job! Good for you. :) I'm totally crossing my fingers for the job - LIBRARY. Even if it's like four hours a week.

[lokifan]

I am indeed alive. And I might be writing some kinky library porn for lizardspots, if I ever have time ever in my life.

The icon is just cos it's awesome.

[lokifan]

ARGH. That is hard. But good - I had sequel thoughts, before I decided I loved the open ending too much. So I'm going off with them.

1. Guilt is a kink of Ron's. Other people's guilt, certainly: the knowledge of Malfoy's sins sweetened his pain and curled Ron's toes. But also his own guilt, that came rushing back with Malfoy's request to be forgiven... that, as he fucks Malfoy the next time with too-little lube and listens to him gasp and snuffle into the bedclothes, that whited out his mind.

2. Having tasted power, instead of just wishing for it, Ron knows he can't let it go. He has another encounter with Malfoy a month later, when Hannah Abbott joins their rebuilding team: she has a new, long scar from temple to mouth, pulling the right side of her mouth up in a gruesome permanent smile. It was done by Death Eaters, and the evening after her first day, Ron finds Malfoy waiting outside his room. He's staring at the floor, shoulders hunched, and Ron has a sudden, visceral memory of Malfoy's howl when Ron birched him.

3. He doesn't think he can be with Hermione for always. He feels guilty, unable to explain to her. But her hurt face, as she recognises the distance between them, makes it even better when he wanks to the thought of Malfoy crying.

Bonus! one: 4. During their second encounter, Ron makes Malfoy crawl for him. Then he gives him more orders. Malfoy gasps, "yes, my lord".

The thought that Malfoy had forgotten, thinking he was in Lord Voldemort's power again, his life hanging in the balance if he displeased his master, only horrifies Ron later.

ETA: edited for consistent tense. *fails*

[lokifan]

1. Draco doesn't understand why, even through the horror and fear and pain and guilt and embarrassment, which shouldn't have been important but was - Weasley, seeing him like that, oh God - what happened with Weasley turned him on. Not for all of it, the pain of the birching was too much for him, but... it's not just that he came. It's that when he thinks of it - and he can think of nothing else - heat floods him, seeming to push at his skin from the inside, filling him with heated memories.

The arousal that twists his stomach reminds him of the guilt that crawls inside him.

2. The next day, Draco hissed when he sat down for breakfast. He was sore all over, but the pain from sitting came on him suddenly. He saw Weasley flush at the sound.

He didn't heal the marks, though. Maybe from honour, since he and Weasley had a bargain. Maybe from guilt, since the marks are only what he deserves. Maybe so he'd know it all happened, truly: that he's not going mad like his aunt, not yet.

Maybe for all those reasons. Maybe for another reason altogether.

3. That was Draco's first time.

[lokifan]

*sighs* Oh well. There are always other options! There was actually a different library job a few months ago, that I didn't know about until too late - so maybe something'll come up for you as well.

I am still coming! I hope. I await your email. :)

Re: I Vant To Suck Your... Blood

[tuawahine.livejournal.com]

LOL I love the title. (Hmm, yeah, do it- Wait! My what?!)
Hee for Snape-wannabe Draco with fake fangs. :D
Thank you for starting my day with laughter!

[tuawahine.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love those. He would be horrified at his reactions, and of course at the fact of Ron of all people having witnessed (and caused!) them. I can vividly see the scene at breakfast.
And omg, #3 was a punch in the gut. I wonder if Draco knows how guilty Ron would feel if he knew. (Not that I think Draco would ever, not in a million years, tell him.)

[girlofavalon.livejournal.com]

OOh, thank you! That was hoooooooot!!!!

[lokifan]

:) I loved writing these (and the ones for Ron from the same fic for kennahijja, below) partly because I liked the open ending of Unforgivable too much to write a sequel, but I could use some of my sequel thoughts for this!

#3 was a punch in the gut.

*smiles* That is exactly what I was aiming for. And I'm not sure... but I think Draco needed (in a twisted way) for Ron to be the great, unforgiving arbiter of justice, as the only person left who felt as angry as Draco felt guilty. It wouldn't occur to him, I think, that Ron could feel guilty for what he did.

Re: I Vant To Suck Your... Blood

[lokifan]

:D I'm so pleased you liked the title! I nearly deleted it cos it was SO cheesy, but bad puns make me happy.

Aw, I'm pleased to start your day well! Even if it was then like, immediate comedown with the messed-up boys.

Re: I Vant To Suck Your... Blood

[tuawahine.livejournal.com]

Even if it was then like, immediate comedown with the messed-up boys.
Well, I asked for it. *g* (Messed-up boys are goood.)

[lokifan]

Aww, yay! I'm surprised, but very pleased, that a little fic from months ago got requested. You can definitely have both! (Especially as a reward for that icon. It makes me think of a certain RL man that you... know.) Harry first:

1. When Malfoy joined the Auror corps, Harry instantly knew he was up to something big. He started following him. Nothing happened until the Friday, when Theodore Nott, another Death Eater's son, Flooed over very late at night. This was it.

Malfoy glared spikily at Nott - then was punched in the stomach. He didn't fight: he folded to his knees in pain, and didn't get up. Harry stared, on and on and not even blinking, as Nott manhandled him and shoved him around and Malfoy still lay face-down on his bed with his arse up for the taking.

This opened some doors in Harry's head. More importantly, it showed him how to force Draco Malfoy's obedience.

2. Harry's Auror career hasn't been as successful as he might have hoped; people have stopped seeing him as a hero. It's good, he supposes, that they don't expect him to be good all the time, or always look to him to save them.

But the way Draco looks at him wide-eyed, waits on his every word, lies relaxed in his arms after being hurt... it quenches a thirst Harry doesn't like to admit to having.

3. Harry loves fucking Draco in public, because Draco hates it. Knowing that he can make Draco forget they might be caught - or still better, watching Draco remember but accept it anyway - thrills him. But Harry doesn't like the idea of other people watching Draco come, really, so he always disillusions them.

He thinks that if Draco ever really disobeys him, he'll get over that enough to do it in public: force Draco to his knees, make Draco crawl and whine and beg in front of everyone, show them the truth of what he is.

Bonus!one: 4. When Harry wanks to the thought of Draco, he imagines fucking him in a bed, face-to-face. While Harry's choking him.

[lokifan]

Thanks!

[tuawahine.livejournal.com]

Ohh, that sequel would have been good.
And rereading Unforgivable will be even better now. *g*

[lokifan]

I am pleased you think so! Although it makes me TEMPTED, AGAIN to write it. *resists* Lokifan, you are doing NaNoWriMo and three essays and three fics and you HAVE NO TIME. Particularly not if you give in to the urge to write Hallowe'en fic.

*grins* I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE REREAD MY FICS. SO MUCH. And I really like the idea that exploring the characters' sexuality, and what comes later, adds something to rereading the fic.

[lokifan]

1. Draco knew about his... preferences, early on. He thinks his father did too: he talked a lot about Draco's duties, and the importance of not showing weakness in personal dealings, a lot after Draco hit puberty. Draco felt dirty, a lot of the time; dirty and degraded. But that became part of the pleasure of it, when he found what he wanted.

2. Draco hasn't wanked since the first time with Harry. He's never been banned from it, but... his cock, his orgasms, they belong to Harry. Besides, he wouldn't be able to resist fingering himself, and he knows Harry likes him tight. Likes him desperate.

3. Only Theo has done this, before Harry. It was never safe; Draco constantly dreaded Theo taking it too far, really hurting him, betraying him... Theo told some of the Death Eaters, Draco knows, about the Malfoy boy's kinks.

Harry intimidates him, and that's humiliating - there's still more than a touch of rivalry between them, that rears its head at odd moments. But Draco knows he's safe; Harry would never want anything really extreme. That knowledge is almost as comforting as the warmth of Harry's body afterwards.

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Uh, whoa, gods! *shudders*

Y'know, that *is* almost a ficlet, and one that's giving me the shivers. I adore amoral!Ron, and you do it better than anyone I've ever seen. All three are gorgeous, but the bit about Malfoy associating him with Voldemort... omg. *dies*

[klashfor.livejournal.com]

TOO MANY OF MY FRIENDS ARE IN BROKEN LAPTOP LAND. I WILL SEND MAP CARRYING GOBLINS TO HELP YOU OUT. IF THE MAPS DON'T WORK I WILL PACK THEM A BASKET OF PORNISH STORY-FODDER AND PARTY POPPERS.

I think it'd be awesome to work in a library just for the atmosphere, and hey even if it is short hours you'll get a little extra money to top up the student loans!

So how's the new year going? How's the House of Queers? I'm thinking of getting my cat a rainbow collar. He keeps stealing hairbows and he chose the collar with flowers on. We think he's a transvestite. WE LOVE HIM AND HIS TRANNY WAYS.

Hope you're good!

[lokifan]

:D Thank you SO much, Hijja, this comment made me grin ridiculously.

Draco associating Ron with Voldemort is so fun. In a terrible way.

[lokifan]

That sounds amazing!! I await the goblins with glee. Also my new laptop, which will arrive on Tuesday.

I TOTALLY AGREE re: atmosphere. Plus, apparently they do events for children!! How much do I want to read Where The Wild Things Are to a group of eight-year-olds? SO MUCH.

New year is going well, although I have three essays due next week and it's making me want to hide, and/or write porn. The House of Queers is very happy; Sarah's parents and grandma just visited, and exploded cute family values all over our amoral selves.

Your transvestite cat sounds incredibly cute. You should play The Rocky Horror Picture Show and see if he miaows along with Tim Curry.

[lavillanueva.livejournal.com]

Oh, bastard!Harry, how I (occasionally) love you. :D

I can't decide which one is my favorite, 2 or 4... oh, why pick? I love them both. :D:D:D

(And if you like that icon, you should also enjoy this one, lol.)

[lavillanueva.livejournal.com]

NUMBER TWO KILLS ME FOREVER! The way Draco anticipates how upset Ron's going to be, what he needs to do to work off that anger, and hoe he offers himself up to be on the receiving end of all that wrath... *loves*

[klashfor.livejournal.com]

OMG you would be awesome reading WTWTA to 8 year olds! I can imagine you doing all these roar-y voices. And being awesome. And little girls would have crushes on you and would cause awkward!comingout!situations! with their parents *sigh* it would be glorious....

Aw you are given permission to run and hide from the intarwebz for essays. So glad they are not part of my life any more. They will eventually be back but for now *sigh* the life of laziness and cats.

Sarah's family are so awesome, I cannot imagine a sweet old granny visiting your den of iniquity. (IS that a word? Does that make sense?)

I will conduct cat Kinsey sclae experiments and report back ma'am!

[lokifan]

Fucked-up!bastard!Harry is indeed love. As is fucked-up!bastard!Ron; this meme has totally revived my I Kind of Want To Write A Sequel to Unforgivable...-ness.

[koishii-hime.livejournal.com]

I AM BUSY BUT SUCH A LAZY BENCH THAT I AM SO BEHIND URG. D:
so that's why i'm replying now, hee. :'D ♥

1. HURHURHUR. ANGELUS. :D

2. Oh. That is a toughie. :0 I'M GOING FOR THE SECOND BECAUSE IT IS WAY SEXIER THAT WAY.

3. D: OH. If only Wes didn't. Haha! I loved the last "SPIKE HASTILY AGREED" could totally see him doing that. I wonder what Angel thought when he woke up? ;D And how he turned back.

[lokifan]

LOL.

2. Heh. Stockholm Syndrome is sexaii, apparently.

3. Angel thought 'oh God, oh God'. And Spike made W&H find a way to fix it.

[lokifan]

Heh, happy Lindsay! Mmm, and the way Draco would have been staring but trying not to stare at Hannah all day, feeling the guilt rise, and wanting Ron to purge that pain...

I LOVE MY SCREWED-UP BOYS.

[lokifan]

AWW THANK YOU. This is exactly what I want to happen! ROAR-Y VOICES! Although the little girl crushes did not occur to me.

Laziness and cats please me. Considering I'm so chronically lazy, it's amazing how much I'm doing this month. NaNo, fics, and two weeks of working.

Iniquity is a word! And she was a massively sweet old granny who brought us a home-made chocolate cake. We washed behind our ears and smiled nicely.

What were your results with the cat?

[koishii-hime.livejournal.com]

2. IT IS WHEN IT'S ANGELUS AND SPIKE/WILL. : DDDDD ♥ It's also a very good description of their actual beginning relationship. :0

3. HAHA. ANGEL. ♥ :D YAY SPIKE. Now Angel only loses it IF he smexies Buffy or something. So they can boink away to their heart's content~