Lokifan

Speaking of favourite Christmas music - I’ve put some faves below the cut, and I’d be curious about yours! My housemate K loves Christmas pop like Mariah Carey and Wham! But I tend to go for the earnest and slightly weird, or the comedy stuff.

( Vienna Teng, Tim Minchin, and musicals )

Ahhhh! I truly thought I’d already posted about at least some of this, but that was during the only-sort-of-internet era, so apparently not. I AM A STAIN UPON MY FAMILY’S HONOUR. On the plus side, today is the last day of Christmas so it sort of fits????

I got really lovely Christmas cards; januarium and her husband A sent me one with a hilarious and horrifying injoke inside, enchanted_jae sent me sparkly giraffes, themightyflynn sent me DELIGHTFUL cheesy Aussie Christmasness with a koala in a santa hat, kitschful sent me white-and-silver-and-blue winter elegance and wishes for a less fucked-up world, knowmefirst sent me sparkly snowflakes, wickedblonde sent me elegant little Danish children getting some Christmas greenery, and writcraft sent me the cutest little doe <3 Vix, your card appears to have vanished at some point in the un-blutacking from my walls process :( But I remember liking it!!! And someone sent me a collage-y card with a Prongs on it, but I can’t read the handwriting on the name!!! Sorry! I like it a lot!

The Christmas cards were lovely and made me smile whenever I looked at them :D Which was a lot. Thank you all.

And I also got fic, because I am spoilt rotten :D

Midnight by alafaye. Harry/Draco; ~500 words; G. Summary: It's snowing on Christmas Eve.

This is for me and it’s SO SWEET <333 I love the slight sense of the numinous and creepy, which I think is a part of all the best Christmas things, and the acknowledgement that London rarely sees snow! And a family Christmas with Teddy coming, d'awwwww!

Showing Off by titti. Ron/Draco; ~1300 words; Explicit; D/s, exhibitionism & voyeurism, humiliation, spanking, bondage. Summary: Ron and Draco in a sex club.

OMG. So titti’s fic In Which Weasley and Draco Meet in a Sex Club is one of very favourite pieces of PWP ever - it’s taut and intense and dodgy and kinky and blazing hot, and shows why they’re both getting what they need from each other. AND THIS IS IN THE SAME UNIVERSE. Only even kinkier and hotter.

They’re in a relationship and back at the sex club, and they see Draco’s good friend Theo, and Ron loves humiliating Draco and Draco loves being humiliated, so we know what’s about to happen. I love Draco's uncertainty, and Ron being so ruthless in pushing his limits and Draco knowing there's just no escape for him - but then Draco's so happy and subspacey and the fluffy D/s of it all, I looove it. And so many perfect realistic details, like the way the bondage keeps him off-balance.

Also, Ron talking to Draco's friend like they're good mates and discussing Draco's arse? I CANNOT. I CANNOT AT ALL. And omg Ron giving people permission to touch him then sending them away ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

On Sunday I had Fake Christmas with my uni BFFs and their SOs - dinner and presents and singing to Fairytale of New York at the home of Miss Godfrey and her Gentleman Caller, which was lovely. (And creatore_magico, they were THRILLED with the art. THRILLED. Seriously.) And I got a book bag of amazing from Violet and her girlfriend, and an in-jokey fox hat from Miss Godfrey and her boyfriend, AND MISS GODFREY GAVE US ALL RED SCARFS TO WEAR FOR THE NEXT BIT.

Which was going to a Muppet Christmas Carol singalong. It was lovely. Miss Godfrey went home drunk without telling us :( and Violet and I left for a bit in the middle to look for her and to eventually get her to answer her phone. But she was okay and we returned to when you do your best for love it feels like Christmas so.

OH MY GOD. Guys, I am so INCREDIBLY sorry for this. Especially silvernatasha - you wrote me a wonderful gift for Kinky Kristmas! And my response sucked balls! Or something way less pleasant than balls!

So, when I do a post with a lot of coding I post it on private first so I can check how it cross-posts and stuff. And I posted this almost a month ago… and never took it off private. I guess in the Christmas whirl, and the fact that it was just thanks and a rec, the lack of comments didn’t make an impression.



So extra thanks to sassy_cissa - your card is insanely cute and I love that you commissioned a fanartist for Christmas cards AND OMG DRACO STOLE HARRY’S GLASSES AND HE HAS THEM ON HIS HEAD WHILE THEY KISS I’M DYING - but also remembering to thank you for your card is how I discovered the fail.

Anyway:

SQUEEEEEE. OMG you guys, my desk looks AWESOME. Why? Because I am covering its top shelf thingy with cards ( from all of YOU. )AND THEN.

GUYS IT IS THE FIC I HAVE BEEN CRAVING ALL YEAR, NO LIE. It is Pansy getting punished for being a bitch and nipple play and Daphne as the most perfect, teasing domme. I love the characterisation of Pansy - bitchy and attacking other women on their appearance, it's so canon and so nasty. And Daphne smiling and kissing her cheek, just part of her crew of ladies who lunch, and then OH SNAP PRO-DOMME DAPHNE KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS AND YOU ARE GONNA PAY. The spanking is gorgeous and there are some genius little magical details I won’t spoil. AND OMG PANSY LIES TO GET CROPPED MORE AND THERE IS SCORCHING NIPPLE PLAY AND THE END IS TANTALISING PERFECTION. Go and read it right now!

I keep meaning to say: thank you tuwahine, hpstrangelove, lilyginny27, icicle33, olimakiella, and Anonymous for my gingerbread men! And to frayach for my noisemaker and jacobnorman for my silver ornament! Every one of you lights up my flist and my life on a regular basis. (At least, if I count Anonymous as a collective also responsible for lovely comments on my fic.)

While we’re on the subject of things I should’ve done ages ago:



GO AND SIGN UP. There’s still plenty of time! Ron/Draco for all!

My submission’s going pretty well, I think...

Something heartwarming and glowy seems necessary.



But I also need to post my ultimate Christmas song.

Kinky Kristmas - as well as the other winter fests - is upon us, darlings! (To paraphrase John Green, I feel like they’re sort of preying upon us.) Because I am a scandalously late sort of person, at this juncture I must ask if anyone would be all right to beta my KK fic? It’s pretty short. More details if requested in email or PM :) Someone who’s either not involved in DD or is a mod would be preferred, cos Kinky Kristmas does double-blind prompting & claiming: I don’t know who I’m writing for :)



Speaking of Christmas things: YAY I have a present!! lilachigh, being a lovely human, has sent me something! I am Being Strong and not opening it, though.

The same cannot be said of the TOTALLY ADORABLE fic alafaye wrote me, though. You guys. So cute. Harry/Draco and ice-skating! And Draco being grumpy cos he doesn’t want to skate, but giving in because Harry never got to go due to his terrible childhood. That detail just made me wibble all over the place. You can find the fic here - go and leave some love!!!

Merry Christmas, darlings! :D

Okay so this dream is sticking with me, so I am going to post about it! Some people find dreams fascinating (me) others horrifically dull (probably you) but never mind, it is my LJ, you don’t have to read it, it’s all fine!

Can you tell I feel boring and navel-gazey posting this? Even though I don’t want to talk about the whole narrative (!!!) just the part where some kids tried to kill me with fruit.

I have long, complex, plotty dreams. They’re actually very cool. I’m not usually myself – although I was for most of this one – and I quite often watch my ‘self’ from a mix of third- and first- person POV while they had adventures. This is occasionally disorientating.

I was taking a bus to Israel with some people from uni who I didn’t know well. We got lunch, and they were mean to me. ( At this point I became Neal Caffrey. (Yeah, idek.) )

Right, just so this post isn’t entirely formed of Some Dream I Had: CHRISTMAS CARDS! (The cards will not actually relate to Christmas.) Who wants one? Leave a comment and your address (comments screened) – and a pairing and prompt if you so choose. That way, although I’m making no promises, you might get PORN.

:) A Christmas card arrived today! It was pretty and cute and had sparkly things inside it. Thank you, Sweets! Thank you also to Kye, alafaye and nursedarry for their Christmas cards. They’re all on my mantelpiece now, under my giant fan. (One of these days I should post pictures of my room. Just cos I like it.)

Speaking of love – the annual love meme is up! I’ve commented a bit there, but can’t see many flisters – go over for some anonymous love, if you’re so inclined. :) Am not in the mood myself.

Also, I played in sortinghatdrabs again this week; the pairing’s either George/Theo Nott or George/Tracey Davis. In practice, there’s some twinslashiness too. If you’ve in a kinky mood, I recommend checking out #2 – off-screen non-con that still manages to be hot, with bonus mindfucking! And of course, please vote!



...These memes are getting weird now. They all want to molest me, and/or fall asleep inside my heavenly self.