Nekid Poem
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lokifanTitle: Nekid Poem
Word count: 1000
Characters/Pairings: Spike/everyone
Summary: The history ofnekid_spike in verse
Disclaimer: Spike and the Buffyverse belong to the great god Joss; Torchwood belongs to Rusty; Pirates belongs to Disney, and I’ve no idea who owns Bones but it ain’t me!
Author’s Notes: I wrote this fornekid_spike’s one year anniversary. See if you can catch all the different comm challenges that come up! ‘Come’ being the operative word...
It began with one great idea: using fandom’s powers,
We would get Spike nekid for twenty-four glorious hours!
After drawing him nekid and writing bout his thrusts,
The harlots realised one day of it could not be enough!
So this beautiful comm began, challenges and tags,
All very organised in recounting all Spike’s shags!
All the kink might make you think that Spike would show some fear,
But we’ve kept him shagging all the time, it’s been one amazing year!
It isn’t just hunting that the sire teaches,
Spike spent his July getting fucked by Peaches!
Captain Forehead told Spike what it does to him when you smile,
Spike laughed at the daddy!kink and called him a paedophile!
Spike played naked sports in August with the Demon Magnet,
Excercising’s still a crap excuse – just what did they play tag with?
Spike was reminded by School Hard Week the Xan-man’s still a nummy treat,
Even if he couldn’t suck his blood, Harris is good to eat!
A kiss is just a kiss – unless it’s during a Wet T-shirt Contest,
Spike helped relieve Wesley of his inferiority complex.
Wesley shagged him at the gym and by candlelight,
Till the Hallowe’en challenge gave everyone a fright!
Octorber’s Nekid Guest is blue-eyed and burnt brown,
He comes from Down South but now he’s just going down!
Spike got four days of vacation, but oh, poor fool,
He told Lindsey where he was going and ended up shagging by the pool!
Once upon a time became time-travelling when Torchwood came to call,
The three-day Hallowe’en party had everyone riding for a fall.
Even those eyes couldn’t help Lindsey stay,
Spike saw his costume and decided he was just too gay!
In November Spike’s Nekid Guests were his gorgeous Goldilocks,
And a Ripping Englishman who spanked him for naughty thoughts!
It’s a shame Spike’s so pretty, coz he was sent to jail,
But at least when Oz visited they both had lots of tails!
Memories of Spike’s body in motion were sent in on postcards,
Crossover Week came round again – boy were those Bones hard!
Spike was sad when Buffy left, but she drives him round the bend,
As for Giles – well at least Spike could sit down again!
Riley came round with eyes of love to make Spike feel alive,
And his other Nekid Guest had him feeling five-by-five!
The advent calender was so delicious Spike couldn’t help but drool,
So dominatrix Faith sent poor Spikey back to school!
Sweetie Lorne visited and sang carols like a pro,
Angel threw a New Year’s Party, being CEO.
Leather suits any occasion so Spike looked like a champ,
Batman!Angel was adorable, but Spike had nipple clamps!
January began with The Morning After The Night Before,
Gossip and regrets and rolling around on the floor.
Going back to nature helped them all calm down,
Even with Nekid Guest John Barrowman around!
He really is a work of art in 1940s black and white,
Our favourite God King visited for petting and a fight.
Who? What? Where? Spike was very confused,
Between Buffy and the watermelon he was feeling sad and used.
Then New Year’s Resolutions gave him the chance to mock,
He was the only bloke to keep his – stay nekid and hot!
February’s Nekid Guest was Angel; Spike pretended it’s not love,
He watched while everyone competed in the Valentine’s Fight Club!
On Valentine’s Day they told Spike they love him despite his flaws,
And when he’s completely Nekid they love him even more!
If you wear a suit, does that make you evil – no, it’s the leather pants!
Cordy visited for a day, and got a lot more than thanks.
Spike visited the sex shop, but he’d seen it all before,
Some of it was fun; most of it was against the law!
Then his sire left him; Xander Harris got Nekid instead;
Spike and Xan had an Easter Parade, then went back to bed!
Spike went to the Future and enjoyed his playtime,
Came back coz he wanted to see the girl with the big – mind,
Fred left again so he played “If I Ruled The World”,
The harlots got a Nekid Flag ready to be unfurled!
In April Drusilla came for a day to visit her White Knight,
Spike’s Nekid Guest, our Wesley yes, got a terrible fright!
Spike said I bleed for you but that was just too fruity,
So he went to Treasure Island and plundered Wesley’s booty!
Spike’s a champion shagger but Wesley had to go and think,
In May he was replaced by the guy with an elevator kink!
Spike remembered San Francisco after hanging out with Dawn,
After that he went to the movies, and wanked to harlots’ porn!
Spike has Good Days and has Bad Days, but every day he’s bare,
As for his hole, you’d be amazed the things he’s had up there!
But he’s loving it – well, unless we want to make him scream,
All this shagging, well, it’s any vamp’s wet dream!
Spike would like to thank the loose harlots who’ve made his dream come true,
He’d never have got to shag Giles if it hadn’t been for you!
And be happy harlots – see if you catch this last pun,
We’ll have him totally Nekid for many years to come!
Word count: 1000
Characters/Pairings: Spike/everyone
Summary: The history of
nekid_spike in verseDisclaimer: Spike and the Buffyverse belong to the great god Joss; Torchwood belongs to Rusty; Pirates belongs to Disney, and I’ve no idea who owns Bones but it ain’t me!
Author’s Notes: I wrote this for
nekid_spike’s one year anniversary. See if you can catch all the different comm challenges that come up! ‘Come’ being the operative word...It began with one great idea: using fandom’s powers,
We would get Spike nekid for twenty-four glorious hours!
After drawing him nekid and writing bout his thrusts,
The harlots realised one day of it could not be enough!
So this beautiful comm began, challenges and tags,
All very organised in recounting all Spike’s shags!
All the kink might make you think that Spike would show some fear,
But we’ve kept him shagging all the time, it’s been one amazing year!
It isn’t just hunting that the sire teaches,
Spike spent his July getting fucked by Peaches!
Captain Forehead told Spike what it does to him when you smile,
Spike laughed at the daddy!kink and called him a paedophile!
Spike played naked sports in August with the Demon Magnet,
Excercising’s still a crap excuse – just what did they play tag with?
Spike was reminded by School Hard Week the Xan-man’s still a nummy treat,
Even if he couldn’t suck his blood, Harris is good to eat!
A kiss is just a kiss – unless it’s during a Wet T-shirt Contest,
Spike helped relieve Wesley of his inferiority complex.
Wesley shagged him at the gym and by candlelight,
Till the Hallowe’en challenge gave everyone a fright!
Octorber’s Nekid Guest is blue-eyed and burnt brown,
He comes from Down South but now he’s just going down!
Spike got four days of vacation, but oh, poor fool,
He told Lindsey where he was going and ended up shagging by the pool!
Once upon a time became time-travelling when Torchwood came to call,
The three-day Hallowe’en party had everyone riding for a fall.
Even those eyes couldn’t help Lindsey stay,
Spike saw his costume and decided he was just too gay!
In November Spike’s Nekid Guests were his gorgeous Goldilocks,
And a Ripping Englishman who spanked him for naughty thoughts!
It’s a shame Spike’s so pretty, coz he was sent to jail,
But at least when Oz visited they both had lots of tails!
Memories of Spike’s body in motion were sent in on postcards,
Crossover Week came round again – boy were those Bones hard!
Spike was sad when Buffy left, but she drives him round the bend,
As for Giles – well at least Spike could sit down again!
Riley came round with eyes of love to make Spike feel alive,
And his other Nekid Guest had him feeling five-by-five!
The advent calender was so delicious Spike couldn’t help but drool,
So dominatrix Faith sent poor Spikey back to school!
Sweetie Lorne visited and sang carols like a pro,
Angel threw a New Year’s Party, being CEO.
Leather suits any occasion so Spike looked like a champ,
Batman!Angel was adorable, but Spike had nipple clamps!
January began with The Morning After The Night Before,
Gossip and regrets and rolling around on the floor.
Going back to nature helped them all calm down,
Even with Nekid Guest John Barrowman around!
He really is a work of art in 1940s black and white,
Our favourite God King visited for petting and a fight.
Who? What? Where? Spike was very confused,
Between Buffy and the watermelon he was feeling sad and used.
Then New Year’s Resolutions gave him the chance to mock,
He was the only bloke to keep his – stay nekid and hot!
February’s Nekid Guest was Angel; Spike pretended it’s not love,
He watched while everyone competed in the Valentine’s Fight Club!
On Valentine’s Day they told Spike they love him despite his flaws,
And when he’s completely Nekid they love him even more!
If you wear a suit, does that make you evil – no, it’s the leather pants!
Cordy visited for a day, and got a lot more than thanks.
Spike visited the sex shop, but he’d seen it all before,
Some of it was fun; most of it was against the law!
Then his sire left him; Xander Harris got Nekid instead;
Spike and Xan had an Easter Parade, then went back to bed!
Spike went to the Future and enjoyed his playtime,
Came back coz he wanted to see the girl with the big – mind,
Fred left again so he played “If I Ruled The World”,
The harlots got a Nekid Flag ready to be unfurled!
In April Drusilla came for a day to visit her White Knight,
Spike’s Nekid Guest, our Wesley yes, got a terrible fright!
Spike said I bleed for you but that was just too fruity,
So he went to Treasure Island and plundered Wesley’s booty!
Spike’s a champion shagger but Wesley had to go and think,
In May he was replaced by the guy with an elevator kink!
Spike remembered San Francisco after hanging out with Dawn,
After that he went to the movies, and wanked to harlots’ porn!
Spike has Good Days and has Bad Days, but every day he’s bare,
As for his hole, you’d be amazed the things he’s had up there!
But he’s loving it – well, unless we want to make him scream,
All this shagging, well, it’s any vamp’s wet dream!
Spike would like to thank the loose harlots who’ve made his dream come true,
He’d never have got to shag Giles if it hadn’t been for you!
And be happy harlots – see if you catch this last pun,
We’ll have him totally Nekid for many years to come!