Stay Down

Aug. 8th, 2011 12:05 pm
lokifan: black Converse against a black background (Default)
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Title: Stay Down
Author: [personal profile] lokifan
Word count: ~300
Characters/pairings: Dreamwidth/Livejournal, Dreamwidth/Livejournal/Insanejournal
Rating: R
Summary: Livejournal lies back and thinks of goats.
Warnings: ...
Author’s Notes: This was written for the Porn Battle; the prompts I used were down, stretch and double penetration.


“Want to give a reply to my entry?” Dreamwidth asked, smirking a bit. Livejournal groaned helplessly in response as Dreamwidth worked its way inside, stretching Livejournal to capacity. Dreamwidth might be both smaller and sparklier than Livejournal, but it wasn't some fluttery twink – not like Deviant, that bitch.

No, Dreamwidth was perfectly ready to take over.

Dreamwidth was thrusting: shallow and slow, and so teasing deliciously at Livejournal's nerve endings. Before long Livejournal was babbling, a long string of Russian letters and goat noises, and Dreamwidth was in deep. Livejournal's orgasm crashed down upon it, wiping away its memory.

Livejournal lay limply and panted as Dreamwidth finished politely, and withdrew. “I hope you're okay... I was meaning to say, once you're recovered... I do like collaboration...”

“You're young,” Livejournal muttered. “What is this about?” Livejournal just wanted to close its eyes and enjoy the quiet: no babble of comments or gifs flashing in the back of its mind.

“Well. Er...”

Insanejournal appeared, grinning a slightly manic grin. “Hi there.”

Livejournal groaned a little as the weight of Insanejournal landed on its wrists, keeping it down. Dreamwidth's tendrils worked their way inside Livejournal again, stretching it further. Livejournal moaned, squirming into the soreness, and Insanejournal chuckled. “Open code indeed.”

Livejournal scowled, wriggling, and then felt its servers melt once more at Dreamwidth's touch.

Well. Sometimes it was nice to just... stay down, and let the others do the work.

Date: 2011-08-08 11:31 am (UTC)
secretsolitaire: Jake Gyllenhaal laughing (ahahaha)
From: [personal profile] secretsolitaire
Bwahaha! My favorite part is the string of Russian letters and goat noises. :-D

(Commenting here because my LJ flist is not loading properly. Sigh.)

Date: 2011-08-08 11:38 am (UTC)
lutamira: smile ([btvs] [faith] [smile])
From: [personal profile] lutamira
This is absolutely hilarious and just a tad brilliant. :)

Date: 2011-08-08 11:47 am (UTC)
angelbabe_cj: Close up of red-haired woman (Default)
From: [personal profile] angelbabe_cj
*giggles*

You win at the internet! *hands over cookies (not the sort that steal your details)*

Date: 2011-08-08 01:05 pm (UTC)
lutamira: ([btvs] [tara] magic dust)
From: [personal profile] lutamira
One tiny thing I just noticed - I'm not sure that these boys and girls belong to JKR... ;)

here via lutamira

Date: 2011-08-09 04:06 am (UTC)
ever_neutral: (hp ~ we are golden)
From: [personal profile] ever_neutral
This is the greatest thing I've read all week. All the awards.

Date: 2011-08-09 05:27 am (UTC)
damerell: (brains)
From: [personal profile] damerell
That was... odd.

Date: 2011-08-18 02:00 am (UTC)
kelly_chambliss: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kelly_chambliss
This is hilariously brilliant and brilliantly hilarious.

Date: 2014-10-03 08:08 am (UTC)
guardians_song: A slightly edited posterized version of King Zephiel from Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken. (Amused)
From: [personal profile] guardians_song
Take it hard, LiveJournal, you slut! Take it hard! :P

(laughing so hard.)

(also, is DeviantArt an ex? :P good heavens.)

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