Dear Real Life Friends,

Yes this is me! Let’s not discuss this in front of Mr Blond Ambition (I am SURE you can work out who that is. Yes you have nicknames if I ever mention you here.) A because I do not wish him to know, and B because should I want him to know, I want to tell him. Twill be hilarious.

Also, I rarely friends-lock and I am not about to start now. So READ THE WARNINGS and enjoy my perversions.

Yours,

Lokifan

NB: if you Google my handle, most of them are me but the one on Aphelion isn’t (ironically, since I read that) nor the one who’s into cars.