Happy May Day!

I love May Day. A festival of sex! Of young people running off into the woods and grown-ups pretending not to see them! Of girls dancing around metaphorical ten-foot cocks!

To celebrate, I’m doing the porn drabble meme again. Give me a pairing (threesoome, foursome, moresome) and kink(s). I shall provide you with a smutty drabble!