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Obligatory World Cup post
Jun. 22nd, 2010 03:47 pmThe first time I cried real tears it was because of football.
My dad was watching the 1990 World Cup with me. England scored, he stood up and yelled “YES!” and I burst into tears. HORRIBLE SCARY DADDY.
Football and I have a traumatic past, is what I’m saying. But if England won it would make it all better for me.
C’MON, BOYS, DO IT FOR ME. Or do it for the Co-op, did you see their plastic packaging for lettuces has a football pattern on it? Like a kid’s gonna start dribbling with a lettuce in the middle of a supermarket? That’s adorable. We deserve the semi-finals for that.
My dad was watching the 1990 World Cup with me. England scored, he stood up and yelled “YES!” and I burst into tears. HORRIBLE SCARY DADDY.
Football and I have a traumatic past, is what I’m saying. But if England won it would make it all better for me.
C’MON, BOYS, DO IT FOR ME. Or do it for the Co-op, did you see their plastic packaging for lettuces has a football pattern on it? Like a kid’s gonna start dribbling with a lettuce in the middle of a supermarket? That’s adorable. We deserve the semi-finals for that.