Jan. 21st, 2011

lokifan: Text: "we are your bosom friends, the friends of your bosom" (Bosom friends)
So my housemate Miss Godfrey has got herself a new gentleman caller. We’re all very pleased; you see, she met a nice boy named Scott at our university’s comedy society last spring. (Well, his name wasn’t really Scott, because no one is called that in England, but it’ll do.) They became the best of friends and by May were getting up to filthy things on said boy’s desk. She did various lovely things for him by stealth, the NHS made their love official, and Scott said he loved her. They made plans for the summer.

She finally said she loved him, and two days later he dumped her.

The boy is not a total bastard, and so Violet and I have mostly been silent-yet-cuddlesome over the whole painful situation. Miss Godfrey has to see Scott every week for the comedy soc, and he seems to have had no trouble moving on to playing happily about being single (he was in a two-year relationship prior to the thing with Miss Godfrey) while she dies inside.

She, being the classy and somewhat repressed lady she is, is terribly polite about the whole thing. So in November we had occasion to all be at a comedy night where Scott was compere – the first time Violet and I had been around Scott, really, since the break-up and subsequent douchery.

LOKIFAN: Wow, Scott, you’ve got a furry moustache! Amazing!
SCOTT: Yeah, it’s for Movember –
LOKIFAN: It’s like you’re your own evil twin!
SCOTT: *laughs* Yeah, it’s weird.
LOKIFAN: How crazy! It’s almost like you’re suddenly being a complete dick.

At this point Scott’s cheery smile faltered and Violet dragged me away. We told Miss Godfrey afterwards and she laughed herself sick.

ENGLISH NERDS: INSULTING BOYS THROUGH SUBTEXT SINCE 2010.

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