*leaps for the bandwagon as it leaves town*

I have messed with this a bit, because a couple of the inconsistent tenses were driving me NUTS, but the substance is the same.

Rules -- Questions must be answered with only "yes" or "no." One is not allowed to explain any of these answers in the actual meme, but readers are allowed to ask questions that can be answered in the comments.

( The yes/no meme )