The wank to end all wanks lives on

Weird experience I had this week, doing a lesson on fanfiction for my thirteen-year-old Italian students, who’re learning English as a foreign language:

STUDENT: I don’t read fanfiction, I like books.
LOKIFAN: What’re you reading at the moment?
STUDENT: Shadowhunters by Cassandra Claire.
LOKIFAN: LEMME TELL YOU A TALE.