LOL. Yes, I have the memory of an elephant and the body of one but only as far as books and poetry go! And they are pretty, I have to admit.
That does seem more elegant and lady-like. Torture devices are still needed, though. Maybe just for restraint. 8D Like an open Iron Maiden! Or something.
Yes, Narcissa would be elegant and ladylike as she topped the twins! Unlike crazy Bella. Look at you pretending to be coy with the torture devices! You're all "nasty Becky" but you want an Iron Maiden involved?!
Btw, there would be nasty cockrings. :D
And - er - I hate to destroy a happyface that happy, but the fic I'm writing now has a Draco who ends the fic... somewhat less than pleased. But I write happy endings sometimes!
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Date: 2008-11-14 07:56 am (UTC)LOL. Yes, I have the memory of an elephant
and the body of onebut only as far as books and poetry go! And they are pretty, I have to admit.That does seem more elegant and lady-like.
Torture devices are still needed, though. Maybe just for restraint. 8D Like an open Iron Maiden! Or something.
Yes, Narcissa would be elegant and ladylike as she topped the twins! Unlike crazy Bella. Look at you pretending to be coy with the torture devices! You're all "nasty Becky" but you want an Iron Maiden involved?!
Btw, there would be nasty cockrings. :D
And - er - I hate to destroy a happyface that happy, but the fic I'm writing now has a Draco who ends the fic... somewhat less than pleased. But I write happy endings sometimes!