Lokifan

So! I have finished my incredibly bad essay on why Eric and Enide (Chetien de Troyes’ brand of French Arthurian Romance) and the Alliterative Morte Arthure (epic poetry from the Midlands) are not the same in any way. It really is terrible -- I’m just not built for close-reading exercises any more. I NEED MORE SPACE TO CONSTRUCT AN ARGUMENT, OKAY, 1500 WORDS OF CLOSE READING IS TOO SMALL.

I’ve recovered from my immense tiredness, thankfully, even if my sleep schedule’s screwed. Illness (not mine) spoilt last night’s plans to break into the maths building at uni and film a zombie flick, so I had an early night and wrote THE SOPPIEST FIC EVER instead.

Title: Sweet Tooth
Word count: 600
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: G
Summary: They both have a thing for sweetness.
Warnings: fluff
Challenge: sweet
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for last week’s sweet prompt at rondracodrabble.

( Sweet Tooth )

OMG, you guys, your answers to the ‘how we met’ meme are killing me. FANTASTIC.

It helps with the knowledge that with my laptop may have gone around 2.5k of a 12k fic I was working on. RAWR NO. Those were good words! And I can’t find where I originally fit them into the narrative! *frustrated*

Oh well… Jae wrote me a continuance of her Indulgence arc, Indulgence 4, as thanks for beta-ing a fic, and it’s fucking hot. I have a bit of a kink for somnophilia, but only when it’s played a certain way, and that certain way is all over this arc. Draco responds even in sleep! There’s a bit where he wakes up and is all OMG NO! Harry has all this mystic-vampire-sexy and I don’t find it annoying, it’s a bloody miracle!

Another rec for the Ron/Draco fans: OMG HOW IS THIS ART SO CUTE. SO SO CUTE. Oh Draco’s all squished and his LITTLE PINK NOSE and SAD FACE and Ron's untucked shirt and his HAIR and "I can't" and OMGGGG. ineslee brings the adorable.

Tomorrow is the dinner with parents. Boooo. On the other hand, the day after tomorrow I get to be in London, see people I haven’t seen for months, and dress up as Loki. I am going to eyeliner myself some evil eyebrows, it’s very exciting.

Title: Green
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Green isn’t Draco’s favourite colour because of Harry’s eyes.
Warnings: References to D/s, spanking, blindfolds and face-slapping, but all very brief ones; fluff
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for dracoharry100’s old green prompt. In a kink scene, the ‘traffic light’ system of safewords is often used: Red means stop right now, yellow means we’re okay but ease off that thing you’re doing, and green means go.

( Green )

I think the idea of the Headmaster of a school being the only one feared by a villain seeking immortality is fantastic, because children remind us of our mortality. “Dumbledore’s army” of growing children defeating ‘Voldemort’ is great conceptually, as is the idea that Voldemort’s follower chose her child over him, and that’s what took him down. The same thing goes for Lily: Voldemort believed his mother could not have had magic, because she died. Seeking to kill a child who would defeat him, he was destroyed by another mother’s death for her child. Despite my discomfort with some of the Mother Love idealism in HP, the stuff about parenthood as a kind of immortality, about the instinct to protect your child overcoming greed or fear, about children being the next generation who will replace you and that’s okay... Sometimes HP gives good meta.

Possibly I am just justifying why I wrote mpreg. I have no particular problem with mpreg, I’ve read it on occasion, and my discomfort with Let All The Characters Be Men, No Ladies Here Please isn’t something inherent or limited to mpreg. But I’ve only written it once before, and that was for the lulz.

Title: Immortality
Word count: 200
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Summary: The only way to be immortal is to create something that lives after you: work, or children.
Warnings: mpreg, FLUFF
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the forever challenge at dracoharry100. It can be split cleanly into two drabbles, but it works better without the split.

( Immortality )

Title: Open on Sunday
Word count: 300
Characters/pairings: Angelus/William
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Angelus liked to bugger the boy on Sundays; it was another way to spit in the face of God.”
Warnings: blasphemy, a lot
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to Joss, even though I’m often much nicer to them than he is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for open_on_sunday’s four-hundredth prompt, open/Sunday.

( Open on Sunday )

Title: Celebration
Author: lokifan
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron’s finally an Auror.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for rondracodrabble’s current challenge, milestone.

( Celebration )

Title: What I Owe You
Word count: 200
Characters/pairings: Dawn, Spike, Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Spike does Buffy a favour; then Dawn does one for him.
Warnings: angst, attempted rape references
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to Joss, even though I’m often much nicer to them than he is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the favour prompt at open_on_sunday.

( What I Owe You )

Title: The Humility Rites
Word count: 400
Characters/pairings: eventual Ron/Draco
Rating: G
Summary: Draco chooses to perform the Humility Rites.
Warnings: angst, start of a WIP
Challenge:
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the old apology prompt at rondracodrabble.

( The Humility Rites )

Title: Competitive Urges
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The eighth-years are banned from the house teams. Harry really wants to play some fucking Quidditch.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was requested by katelimnr as part of my drabble meme: she requested Harry/Draco, eighth year Hogwarts, Quidditch.

( Competitive Urges )


Title: Trying
Word count: 500
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes even Malfoys have to work for their pleasure.
Warnings: orgasm delay, D/s, cock ring, bondage
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written as part of my drabble meme for drippingcherry, who requested Harry/Draco, orgasm denial.

( Trying )

Okay, so here is the repost of the rarepair requests I got on the drabble meme. Consider everything disclaimed.

Title: French Kissing
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word count: 200
Characters/pairings: Fleur/Cho
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fleur comes up to Cho in the library – and the library’s the traditional place for Ravenclaws, after all.
Warnings: none
Author’s Notes: A double-drabble for klashfor, who requested Fleur/Cho, kissing.

( French Kissing )


Title: Blade
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word count: 300
Characters/pairings: Rabastan/Draco
Rating: Probably hard R
Summary: Draco’s helpless and terrified. Rabastan has a knife.
Warnings: non-con, knife-play
Author’s Notes: This was written for melusinahp, who requested Rabastan/Draco, blade and for deathlydragon, who seconded it.

( Blade )


Title: Mrs Malfoy’s Entertainment
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Kingsley/Narcissa
Rating: R
Summary: She is the consummate hostess.
Warnings: infidelity, obviously
Author’s Notes: timeasmymeasure over on Dreamwidth requested Kingsley/Narcissa, the Minister and the Lady.

( Mrs Malfoy's Entertainment )


Title: Fucking Like The World’s About To End
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word count: 277
Characters/pairings: Charlie/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry associates Charlie with fire. But ice works, too.
Warnings: none
Author’s Notes: Crudest reference to Robert Frost ever, y/y? la_mariane requested Charlie/Harry, ice.

( Fucking Like The World’s About To End )


Title: Taking It From The Top
Fandom: Harry Potter/White Collar crossover
Word count: 200
Characters/pairings: Harry Potter/Neal Caffrey
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal’s quite happy to take it from his the top, Auror Potter.
Warnings: gagging, slight dub-con
Author’s Notes: This was for subtle_shades, who requested Harry/Neal, any kink.

( Taking It From The Top )


Title: Glasses
Fandom: Torchwood
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Martha/Tosh
Rating: G
Summary: “Martha liked glasses: she’d always wished the Doctor wore his more.”
Warnings: none
Author’s Notes: This was for magic_at_mungos, who requested Tosh, glasses.

( Glasses )


Title: ‘One Girl’ My Arse
Fandom: Buffy
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Buffy/Faith
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Buffy swore that if she ended up a notch on Faith’s bedpost, she’d be a fucking fantastic one.”
Warnings: none
Author’s Notes: This was written for woldy, who requested Buffy/Faith, notch in the bedpost.

( 'One Girl' My Arse )

Earlier tonight I had a fight with my mum. It led to a very emotionally draining talk. I’ve had a short nap, eaten chocolatey carbohydrate, taken headache pills, read happy fic... still feeling very unhappy and stressed. So, I think a distraction in the form of a drabble meme is in order! It will very probably make me feel happier. And if it doesn’t, it’s a technique that will make you guys happier and not make me fatter, so it’s better than eating more chocolate digestives.

I’m limiting this to ten people for fear of OH GOD FAILING AT MEME stress. You may give me a pairing, a kink, a one-word prompt – any combination of the three. :) As ever, my fandoms are: Harry Potter, BtVS/Angel, Doctor Who/Torchwood (including parts of Classic Who but I make no promises), and White Collar. Try me with a rare literary fandom if you like, as well. I'll write pretty much any pairing, and if I can't write your request you get to make another one.

Let’s go!