Meeting The Parents

[lokifan]

Title: Meeting The Parents
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I'm often nicer to them than she is.
Author's Notes: Written for hd100's challenge Narcissa.



Harry stood on Malfoy Manor’s doorstep, conducting a staring match with an albino peacock. It looked angry. Lucius probably trained the peacocks to kill Draco’s boyfriends –

The front door opened. “Potter.” Harry gulped and followed Lucius into his study.

Silence. Lucius regarded him coolly. Harry had to control a hysterical urge to say I’ve licked your son’s nipples.

“So. What are your... intentions regarding Draco?”

Harry reminded himself that if he hyperventilated, he’d faint and then Lucius would feed him to the killer peacocks.

Suddenly the door swung open, and two beautiful blonds entered.

“Harry, hello!”

Thank God for Narcissa.

Comments

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

This is adorable!

[lokifan]

:d Thanks!

[mon-ami-runa.livejournal.com]

i adore! *squishes too tight*

Harry stood on Malfoy Manor’s doorstep, conducting a staring match with an albino peacock. It looked angry. Lucius probably trained the peacocks to kill Draco’s boyfriends –

*snort*

Harry had to control a hysterical urge to say I’ve licked your son’s nipples.

*double snort*

[lokifan]

I'm glad it made you laugh! Comedy is bestest ever.

Thanks for friending me, btw, and all the comments. *feels special*

[alchmx.livejournal.com]

Oh that is awesome!

Harry had to control a hysterical urge to say I’ve licked your son’s nipples. - Perhaps the best line in fandom!

And the peacocks... OMG Harry the hero scared of peacocks! Can this drabble be anymore made of win?

[lokifan]

*glomps* I love comments for older stuff!

Perhaps the best line in fandom!

:dd *glows* Thank you!

OMG Harry the hero scared of peacocks!

*mouth twitches* Hey, peacocks are scary. Lucius has taught him that 'v blond + haughty' is to be feared!

[descriptparadox.livejournal.com]

Yes! Ever since reading this fic I thought this nipples line was so familiar and I finally remembered where it's from. XKCD! Either you did this unintentionally and share brainwaves with Randall Munroe or you are a fan such as myself and have appropriatedly inserted it. In case you have no idea what I'm talking about I've supplied a link so you know I'm not completely insane. http://www.xkcd.com/275/ (I was only off by 13 when I started looking for the comic! Woo sixth sense!)
By the way. I utterly loved this one. And I was kinda hoping Harry would blurt it out. XD

[lokifan]

I do actually read (and love) xkcd, but I wasn't referring to that one. Unless I have seen it before, and I just forgot... *bites lip* Hmm.

I utterly loved this one. And I was kinda hoping Harry would blurt it out.

Yay! This pleases me, even if you are obviously a terrible person! :d