Haircuts!

What a suitably random topic for one of my 'in my room for 2 minutes can't update properly' days! Mr Blond Ambition just got his hair styled. He looks like Justin Timberlake (at the Mickey Mouse Club stage, so young!), or a blond cockatoo, depending on who you ask. The hairstylist was hilarious. His name was either Stalin or Palin. He marched in, said "Emanuelle, scissors!", snatched them out of the guy's hand and sneered at Mr Blond Ambition. "Why did you feel the need to cut your hair so short?" He was Hardcore, too - he cut his hand five times cutting Mr Blond Ambition's hair and he just kept going!

D'you guys have any dying/Hardcore Hairstylist stories? F'rinstance, that time I helped Syrian Sweetheart dye her hair red and we turned the entire bathroom purple. You think I exaggerate. WRONG.

Right, off to Blond's place to get ready. *runs*