Happy birthday Draco

Happy birthday Draco! You are, always and forever, my bestest boy and fandom mascot. ♥

So, guys, I am doing a drabble meme for Draco's birthday. Leave me a prompt and/or kink, and a person or people to pair Draco with (in a gen-ish way if you prefer) and I'll see what I can do.

Thanks Draco. I love you in the books - wanting so desperately to see the dragon and sneaking about, totally missing the Snitch because you're busy snarling at Harry, playing the wounded hero for Pansy's attention, fighting your great nemesis with badges and gossip columns, fighting a different enemy with Quidditch chants, doing something no one else had done in a thousand years, and just trying to stop anyone from being hurt. You're an enormous flaily idiot but I love you lots, and especially because you are for me a kind of personal emblem of fandom's ability to make canon shit more awesome. You and your ridiculous leather pants.