Eighteen-year-olds are hilarious

So I just found this thing in the depths of my hard drive which I never posted. It's from my first year of uni and just... sometimes I think I'm exaggerating the memory of how very gossipy-club-kid-queer we all were. Not so much.

So, tonight should be interesting. My friend Blond Ambition sucked off this bloke who I’m christening Hippocrates last week. I like Hippocrates, even though he’s a fourth-year who mocks us “silly little freshers”. However, he’s bringing a girl to the Pride club night tonight.

HIPPOCRATES: Can you be nice to her?
LOKIFAN and BLOND AMBITION: Of course!
Hippocrates turns away
BLOND AMBITION: If she’s ‘with him’, with him, I’ll scratch her eyes out with my keys. Or just talk about how he fucked me last week.
LOKIFAN: That isn’t even true! And you don’t want him, you’re just annoyed because someone’s threatening to take away one of your toys.
BLOND AMBITION (grinning): Spot on. I do like my power. I’m going to shag the whole Pride committee and get them fighting over me...

Apparently amoral gay boys appeal to me just as much in RL. Who knew?