Lokifan

Draco: Did you know that in this other reality - the reality Scorpius saw into - I was Head of Magical Law Enforcement? Maybe this room will be mine soon enough.

*pause*

Draco (deadpan): Mwa ha ha.

I am getting really, seriously ( excited for Loncon/Worldcon )That said, the British Interplanetary Society gets SO MUCH SIDE-EYE from me. Y’see, back in the day they designed a spaceship based on extrapolated technology, right? And they called it Daedalus. And then recently they did a new version, which as you might imagine, they named Icarus.

FUCKING ICARUS.

*torn between tearing my hair out and dying of LOL*

I remember when I heard about the film Prometheus I was like, “that is stupid, no one would build a spaceship to go and see the creator-race and name it Prometheus!!!” BUT APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG.

So I just found this thing in the depths of my hard drive which I never posted. It's from my first year of uni and just... sometimes I think I'm exaggerating the memory of how very gossipy-club-kid-queer we all were. Not so much.

So, tonight should be interesting. My friend Blond Ambition sucked off this bloke who I’m christening Hippocrates last week. I like Hippocrates, even though he’s a fourth-year who mocks us “silly little freshers”. However, he’s bringing a girl to the Pride club night tonight.

HIPPOCRATES: Can you be nice to her?
LOKIFAN and BLOND AMBITION: Of course!
Hippocrates turns away
BLOND AMBITION: If she’s ‘with him’, with him, I’ll scratch her eyes out with my keys. Or just talk about how he fucked me last week.
LOKIFAN: That isn’t even true! And you don’t want him, you’re just annoyed because someone’s threatening to take away one of your toys.
BLOND AMBITION (grinning): Spot on. I do like my power. I’m going to shag the whole Pride committee and get them fighting over me...

Apparently amoral gay boys appeal to me just as much in RL. Who knew?