Worst

So I was hanging out with my sisters, and Youngest Sister (who’s a history undergrad) says Rutherford Hayes, an American President, was hot when he was young.

MIDDLE SISTER AND LOKIFAN: *skeptical eyebrows*
YOUNGEST SISTER: No really, Google him! Rutherford Hayes. With ‘young’.
MIDDLE SISTER: Okay... He’s not hot.
LOKIFAN: He’s totally not.
MIDDLE SISTER: Youngest Sister, what is your taste? *keeps going down the results page* Ooh, who’s this cutie?
LOKIFAN: Ooh –
MIDDLE SISTER: Shit, Stalin!