Lovely things lovely people gave me: cards, Christmas fic, and porn

Ahhhh! I truly thought I’d already posted about at least some of this, but that was during the only-sort-of-internet era, so apparently not. I AM A STAIN UPON MY FAMILY’S HONOUR. On the plus side, today is the last day of Christmas so it sort of fits????

I got really lovely Christmas cards; januarium and her husband A sent me one with a hilarious and horrifying injoke inside, enchanted_jae sent me sparkly giraffes, themightyflynn sent me DELIGHTFUL cheesy Aussie Christmasness with a koala in a santa hat, kitschful sent me white-and-silver-and-blue winter elegance and wishes for a less fucked-up world, knowmefirst sent me sparkly snowflakes, wickedblonde sent me elegant little Danish children getting some Christmas greenery, and writcraft sent me the cutest little doe <3 Vix, your card appears to have vanished at some point in the un-blutacking from my walls process :( But I remember liking it!!! And someone sent me a collage-y card with a Prongs on it, but I can’t read the handwriting on the name!!! Sorry! I like it a lot!

The Christmas cards were lovely and made me smile whenever I looked at them :D Which was a lot. Thank you all.

And I also got fic, because I am spoilt rotten :D

Midnight by alafaye. Harry/Draco; ~500 words; G. Summary: It's snowing on Christmas Eve.

This is for me and it’s SO SWEET <333 I love the slight sense of the numinous and creepy, which I think is a part of all the best Christmas things, and the acknowledgement that London rarely sees snow! And a family Christmas with Teddy coming, d'awwwww!

Showing Off by titti. Ron/Draco; ~1300 words; Explicit; D/s, exhibitionism & voyeurism, humiliation, spanking, bondage. Summary: Ron and Draco in a sex club.

OMG. So titti’s fic In Which Weasley and Draco Meet in a Sex Club is one of very favourite pieces of PWP ever - it’s taut and intense and dodgy and kinky and blazing hot, and shows why they’re both getting what they need from each other. AND THIS IS IN THE SAME UNIVERSE. Only even kinkier and hotter.

They’re in a relationship and back at the sex club, and they see Draco’s good friend Theo, and Ron loves humiliating Draco and Draco loves being humiliated, so we know what’s about to happen. I love Draco's uncertainty, and Ron being so ruthless in pushing his limits and Draco knowing there's just no escape for him - but then Draco's so happy and subspacey and the fluffy D/s of it all, I looove it. And so many perfect realistic details, like the way the bondage keeps him off-balance.

Also, Ron talking to Draco's friend like they're good mates and discussing Draco's arse? I CANNOT. I CANNOT AT ALL. And omg Ron giving people permission to touch him then sending them away ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh