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Title: Manly Weapons
Author: [personal profile] lokifan
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron’s bewildered.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the current challenge at [community profile] hd100, weapon.


Malfoy’s tongue is a weapon. They meet him in any one of a hundred different battlefields – the dungeons, the Great Hall, the Quidditch pitch – and get into it. His face contorts into a sneer, and his tongue slices at them.

Until that hatred starts to fade. Ron doesn’t know why, until he turns a corner one evening and surprises Malfoy sticking that sharp tongue in Harry’s mouth. Harry’s groping him.

Well, Ron thinks, bewildered and blinking at this strange new world; well, if Harry’s brave enough to offer his manly parts up to Malfoy’s deadly tongue, more power to him.


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Date: 2010-04-17 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katelinmr.livejournal.com
Bwhaha I love this!!!

if HArry's brave enough to offer his manly parts up to Malfoy's deadly tongue

*dies laughing*

I'm not sure if it's meant funny but the fact that the only thing Ron can think of is that made it funny!

*squishes you*

awesome drabble sweetie! ♥

Date: 2010-04-17 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Haha Ron! *Ruffles his hair*

Cute drabble.

Date: 2010-04-17 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-mariane.livejournal.com
if Harry’s brave enough to offer his manly parts up to Malfoy’s deadly tongue. LOL! Ron has such a Gryffindor way to look at life!

Date: 2010-04-17 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] koishii-hime.livejournal.com
HAHA! Oh Ron. ♥

:DD I LOVE THIS. More power to him for thinking it and not blinding himself with the mental images. :P

Date: 2010-04-17 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klashfor.livejournal.com
Please excuse me while I lol.

Date: 2010-04-17 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nova-sunday.livejournal.com
I'm surprised Ron didn't join in! ♥

Date: 2010-04-19 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nova-sunday.livejournal.com
I need a Ron plushie...or the real-life model would be heavenly as well <3

I dream about doing naughty things to Ron all the time!

Date: 2010-04-20 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nova-sunday.livejournal.com
In my mind I can imagine him with reading glasses when he's older *flails* Oh, so many happy thoughts ^^

Date: 2010-04-17 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitschobrien.livejournal.com
This is so incredibly awesome and adorable.

Date: 2010-04-17 08:40 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-04-18 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com
Buahahaha! Awesome.

Date: 2010-04-20 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morettaallstar.livejournal.com
Aaaaaaaaah, for the win. *grins*
That was awesome Fun, funny and just a good read. :)

Date: 2010-07-10 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kuri-taichou.livejournal.com
Bahahaha.
This is why Ron is my favorite.

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