Manly Weapons
Apr. 17th, 2010 11:54 amTitle: Manly Weapons
Author:
lokifan
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron’s bewildered.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the current challenge at
hd100, weapon.
Malfoy’s tongue is a weapon. They meet him in any one of a hundred different battlefields – the dungeons, the Great Hall, the Quidditch pitch – and get into it. His face contorts into a sneer, and his tongue slices at them.
Until that hatred starts to fade. Ron doesn’t know why, until he turns a corner one evening and surprises Malfoy sticking that sharp tongue in Harry’s mouth. Harry’s groping him.
Well, Ron thinks, bewildered and blinking at this strange new world; well, if Harry’s brave enough to offer his manly parts up to Malfoy’s deadly tongue, more power to him.
Author:
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron’s bewildered.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the current challenge at
Malfoy’s tongue is a weapon. They meet him in any one of a hundred different battlefields – the dungeons, the Great Hall, the Quidditch pitch – and get into it. His face contorts into a sneer, and his tongue slices at them.
Until that hatred starts to fade. Ron doesn’t know why, until he turns a corner one evening and surprises Malfoy sticking that sharp tongue in Harry’s mouth. Harry’s groping him.
Well, Ron thinks, bewildered and blinking at this strange new world; well, if Harry’s brave enough to offer his manly parts up to Malfoy’s deadly tongue, more power to him.
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Date: 2010-04-17 10:57 am (UTC)if HArry's brave enough to offer his manly parts up to Malfoy's deadly tongue
*dies laughing*
I'm not sure if it's meant funny but the fact that the only thing Ron can think of is that made it funny!
*squishes you*
awesome drabble sweetie! ♥
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-17 01:00 pm (UTC)Cute drabble.
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:41 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2010-04-17 02:47 pm (UTC):DD I LOVE THIS. More power to him for thinking it and not blinding himself with the mental images. :P
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Date: 2010-04-19 05:40 am (UTC)And we can dream. :D
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Date: 2010-04-19 11:12 pm (UTC)I dream about doing naughty things to Ron all the time!
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Date: 2010-04-20 05:47 pm (UTC)That was awesome Fun, funny and just a good read. :)
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Date: 2010-04-21 06:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-10 05:24 am (UTC)This is why Ron is my favorite.
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