Flist-cut

[lokifan]

I did a flist-cut today. Mostly it was people who hadn’t updated in months, and that sort of thing. If you’re one of those people and still lurking, or I made a mistake, or you just want to be my friend, comment here. (Also if you friended me and I never friended you back, feel free to comment. It’s pretty much just my personal life behind the flock though, all the smut is unlocked.) I will happily (re)-friend!

Look, I got ALL THE WAY through a flist-cut entry without making a cheap joke about how LJ is for emos. *impressed with self*

Comments

[lavillanueva.livejournal.com]

Look who's a cool kid, making a flist cut. :P

PS I got your card today! That means it's still Christmas. :D

[lokifan]

LOL. I AM INCAPABLE OF HANDLING A FLIST ABOVE 150! *smokes and slicks back hair*

Yay! Card singular or plural?

And it's totally Christmas until Twelth Night - which is Wednesday! *nodnod*

[lavillanueva.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm incapable of handling a flist above, like, seven these days. *fails*

Card singular! With a note to expect another. (I owe you another too; I didn't end up writing drabbles like I'd intended. So it'll be a Valentine's drabble. Or something.)

[lokifan]

LOL, quite. Have I read my flist this evening? Have I heck.

LOL, same. Or maybe just EXTRA LATE cards. Christmas lasts all yeeaar!

[lavillanueva.livejournal.com]

YES IT DOES.

PS again: Have you texted me a few times this week from a new number? I am getting texts from a UK number and I don't know who it isssssssss.

[lokifan]

Nope. You're getting staaalked! Maybe by Rachel if you're lucky. ;)

I do have a new number though! Do you have it? Lots of sixes?

[lavillanueva.livejournal.com]

*pouts* It's not Rachel, sadly. :P (I figured it out - it's Ilana, lol.)

No, I don't have it! That's why I assumed it was you. You must send me the new one! (What is it with you brits and your multiple numbers?)

[lokifan]

Kk!

...We lose our phones a lot?

[literaryspell.livejournal.com]

*cackles inappropriately and makes remark about 'slashers'*

[lokifan]

AHAHAHAHA.

INAPPROPRIATE PUNS FTW.

[dora-the-nymph.livejournal.com]

lol, your flist was too big so you cut the people who never posted. Logic, wot?

:P

[lokifan]

:D Yes, well. Now I think about it, it's more like 'I was only reading my filtered flist, so I cut the people not on the filter.' That sounds a little mean though.

[dora-the-nymph.livejournal.com]

Haha, I have outed you as a bitch ;)

[lokifan]

Oh noes! Heh, if they didn't know already, clearly cutting them will not make much difference in their lives. :)

I think this will make me less bitchy, though, because now I am capable of having a Quick Read flist with only the comms filtered out without wanting to die.

[girlofavalon.livejournal.com]

Haha... I am happy to be kept!

[lokifan]

:D You comment all the time, as well as having fun posts! I wouldn't cut you!

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I AM JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE.

[lokifan]

D'aawwww! *hugs you and your icon*

[klashfor.livejournal.com]

IF YOU CUT ME I WILL CRY. JUST A WARNING.

[lokifan]

I already did the cut! If you're still here you're here for good!

Also, people generally cry when cut. *wields knife* FEAR ME! I SLASH GIRLS TOO!

[klashfor.livejournal.com]

NUUUUUUUUU NOT THE DREADED GIRL SLASH!!!!!!

TOO MUCH BOOBIES! NUUUUUU!

[lokifan]

BOOOOBIES! THEY WILL EAT YOUR BRAAAAINS! (They destoy my brains, anyhow.)

I'm actually trying to finish some Pansy/Hermione right now, and am weirdly blocked. >.

[icanhaspancake.livejournal.com]

I'M SURPRISED I SURVIVED.

I'll try to be a better commenter in the future. :D

[lokifan]

Same. :D I wasn't going to cut you, I haven't had time to get to know you yet!

[hpfan12.livejournal.com]

Wow, already surprised to have survived the evil booby cut of doom. BUT HAPPY. I'm going to blame it on being overseas since the start of December and having only sporadic access to internet.
Did you know it is in fact possible to go into net withdrawal? I dreamt of being chased by my laptop which was wielding a giant cable like a whip. I don't even have a cable. 0_o Anyway, shitty net means no BTVS episodes and I have been Spike-chaste for over a month now. It hurtsssss, dammit.

[lokifan]

:D Hey, you comment and all that.

LOLOL! Poor you! I hope you've got yourself some Spike inside you now.

[huntingsnarks.livejournal.com]

Hi there! Just friended you because your entries are colourful and fun and include H/D fic. :)

[lokifan]

Hiya! Thanks for the compliment - I like hearing why people friend me!

Friended back! Your profile references Roald Dahl and mentions Douglas Adams and suggests you're an Aussie, and these are all things I approve of. :D

[koishii-hime.livejournal.com]

DONUT CUT ME.


I will cut you back. *insert appropriate neck finger-slicing action gif here*








lol no, joking. ♥ hi, ilu. :D *clings*

[lokifan]

LOL! NOOOO!

I already did the cutting! There will be no more pixellated bloodshed! And I wouldn't cut you anyway, you're my most adorable flister. *clings back*