CAN'T SLEEP ZOMBIE RABBITS WILL EAT ME.

[lokifan]

My campus is covered in rabbits. That’s a cool thing, especially right now: in spring, the place is covered in LITTLE BABY RABBITS. So cute!

Only Miss Godfrey saw a rabbit eating pepperoni off someone’s discarded pizza. Clearly, the rabbits are getting a taste for meat. And there are thousands of them; if they get together, they will kill us all. None of this is helped by my childhood rereading of The Thousand Eyes of Night, a Robert Swindells book in which the neighbourhood bully is killed by rats possessed by aliens.

I told bewarethesmirk about the meat-eating bunny. Her response was to point out that zombie rabbits would be even scarier. Now I am trying to come up with an escape plan in the event of the zombie apocalypse reaching the campus bunny population.

DAMN YOU, STEPH.

Comments

[iwantasoda.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, all I can do is squee at the cute of the mental image of little bunnies running around~!

You get bunnies and my girlfriend gets ducks running around on campus. Animals just love you guys~! :P

[lokifan]

LOL. I love ducklings! Although I wouldn't really trust students with baby ducks, tbh.

The bunnies are indeed adorable! I can see five of them from my window right now - there's a baby rabbit and a mummy (?) rabbit by the lake. :D

[hpfan12.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't trust kids with chickens! I saw a bunch of girls half strangling and trying to ride chickens. I have no idea where their parents were, but the poor chickens looked pathetic. They just gave up with the flapping and trying to get away eventually.

[lokifan]

Ohhh. :(