A Simple Solution
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lokifanTitle: A Simple Solution
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Warnings: Take a wild guess
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: Written for![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
hd100's current challenge, mpreg. Wait! Come back!
It was clear that Hermione’s meteoric rise would soon make her Minister of Magic. She was far too busy fighting injustice for children. Ron’s Auror career was important too, but he could juggle childcare and work.
So now they stood together with a pleased, pregnant glow while Ron stroked his belly softly.
Harry and Draco fled.
“Jesus! It’s very brave of him but...”
“I am not ever doing that,” Draco said vehemently. “And you aren’t either!”
“No fear,” Harry shuddered. He ran a hand down Draco’s muscled stomach. “I want you shaped like this.”
“Same here! Let’s have yay-we-can’t-get-pregnant sex.”
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Warnings: Take a wild guess
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: Written for
hd100's current challenge, mpreg. Wait! Come back!It was clear that Hermione’s meteoric rise would soon make her Minister of Magic. She was far too busy fighting injustice for children. Ron’s Auror career was important too, but he could juggle childcare and work.
So now they stood together with a pleased, pregnant glow while Ron stroked his belly softly.
Harry and Draco fled.
“Jesus! It’s very brave of him but...”
“I am not ever doing that,” Draco said vehemently. “And you aren’t either!”
“No fear,” Harry shuddered. He ran a hand down Draco’s muscled stomach. “I want you shaped like this.”
“Same here! Let’s have yay-we-can’t-get-pregnant sex.”
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Date: 2008-07-10 04:33 am (UTC):d Aww, you took the risk for me! So glad it was worth it! *giggles*
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Date: 2008-07-10 04:22 am (UTC)Why to be pointing out my inconsistencies, koishii? Don't you love me any more?
*grins* OK, actually I thought it's 'yay-we-can't-get-pregnant-by-accident' sex, unlike het couples. Because I reckon mpreg takes effort.
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Date: 2008-07-10 05:05 am (UTC)Of couuuurse I love you. 8DD But you wrote Ron/Draco and I was too scared to read it. D< So this was my revenge... Like, a week ahead of time. <<;;
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Date: 2008-07-10 08:21 am (UTC)The Ron/Draco is indeed quite scary. If you're afeared because it's darkfic, rather than because Ron/Draco doesn't work for you as a pairing, definitely stay away!
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Date: 2008-07-10 08:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-09 08:57 am (UTC)ok loved it especially the fleeing in terror in seeing m-preg.
So funny.
great drabble
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Date: 2008-07-10 04:31 am (UTC):d I just love to inflict the mental images on you! Glad you liked it.
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Date: 2008-07-09 01:15 pm (UTC)This was as amusing as it was horrifying! :D
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