Masterlists and memes. With bonus rentboys!

[lokifan]

I’ve generally always believed in tags for the purposes of going through someone’s back catalogue. I am a meticulous tagger, so going through my ‘fic’ and ‘drabbles’ tags will get you every fandom thing I’ve ever written (with the exception of my comment!porn). But I’ve found other people’s Master Lists so very helpful in recent months, that I made one myself. Very slowly.

I’m including drabbles and ficlets, because I’m anal that way. Because of this, the masterlist became impossibly big and unwieldy, so I split it into three lists. (Subject to change.) I just posted three separate fandom sticky-post masterlists: Buffy and Angel here, Harry Potter here, and ‘Other’ here. ‘Other’ contains crossovers, Torchwood and Doctor Horrible so far.

Everything’s listed chronologically within its category, so the best fics are at the end. Quite possibly that’s a bad idea, but chronological listing made the most sense to me.

That bit of housekeeping done with, let’s play a game! Specifically, let’s play Neuter, Whore or Shag.

a variant on the "marry, shag, cliff" game. here's how we play:

in a comment, you name a fandom and i give you three characters. you then tell me (in a new post or in the comments) which you'd:

neuter (castration for the men, libido lobotomy for the women)
whore (sell to others to grow rich off)
snag (for yourself, yummy yummy yummy yummy, mine mine mine)

sexyscholar gave me Harry, Ron and Draco, because she is mean and cruel.

There’s really no question on who I’d shag – tall and funny and sporty?



Much as I love Harry and Draco as characters, Ron’s the one who I’m fond of; and I think in RL he’s definitely the one I’d fancy. Much as my ‘types’ often fall by the wayside, I do love a tall man.

Which kind of makes the rest of it a forgone conclusion as well. Sorry, Harry, you get castrated! No more beefcake poses for you.



And Draco can make lots of money for me. Mwahaha. And occasionally Ron and I will have him for a night, and make him earn his pay. :DDD



icanhaspancake gave me Snape, Harry and Draco. Again, the big question is – who would I shag? They’re all kind of hot, but they’re also pretty messed up.

I’d have to go for Draco. He’s traumatized at the end of canon, but he’s not a loner. I need for my boy to be willing to socialise. And preferably willing to dance with me in public. :) Besides, he'd be perfect for me to experiment with on the whole Switching For Fun and Profit project.



Also he fails a lot, and it's cute.

Which means… hmm, sorry Snape. You’re being castrated.



You’d never make me as much money as Harry would… and besides, it may be totally un-canon, but I do have a bit of a thing for a Harry who takes it for cash.



Art is all by lizardspots, who is fantastic beyond the telling of it, except the second Draco image, which is by buttfacemakani. Who also rocks.

Comments

[reikokatsura.livejournal.com]

I hope I'm doing this right!

Fandom: Harry Potter (I'm so original, aren't I? Lol)

[lokifan]

You are!

Lucius, Snape, Harry.

[kuri-taichou.livejournal.com]

Ohhh how about Buffy/Angel?

[lokifan]

YAY!

Faith, Cordelia, Willow.

[kuri-taichou.livejournal.com]

Ohh man. Hmm. Well, if I had to "castrate" one of them I guess I would pick Cordy, just so, y'know, she couldn't give birth to any more crazy goddesses or anything. :P And of course I would have to pick Faith to whore out because she'd probably be good at it. Which of course leaves Willow to shag... ^_~

[lokifan]

if I had to "castrate" one of them I guess I would pick Cordy, just so, y'know, she couldn't give birth to any more crazy goddesses or anything.

LOLOL. Yep, good decision there. And I can see whoring Faith - I mean, if a john tried to get violent with her, she could smack him down HARD, so she'd be safer than Cordy. (Although Willow, again, could DESTROY ARRGH I AM BECOME WILLOW, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.)

I had SUCH a crush on Willow when I was fourteen, heh.

[kuri-taichou.livejournal.com]

I wish I had been exposed to Buffy while it was still on TV. :/

[lokifan]

I wish you could too. That said, I watched on BBC and they cut stuff because they showed it at six pm - so I missed out on some crucial character/relationship stuff in series six.

(I like the quiet War of the Buffy Icons we've got going here.)

[kuri-taichou.livejournal.com]

SPIKE WITH A BALL GAG IN HIS MOUTH WINS FOREVER

[lokifan]

I know. :DDDDD

[lokifan]

Random question: do you start classes on Monday? And what time is it where you are?

[kuri-taichou.livejournal.com]

Yes, I do. And it's 4 in the morning at the moment, which means I probably should've gone to bed a while ago... <_<;

[lokifan]

Tut tut. (Not that I have room to judge, usually. I woke up really early today though.)

[morettaallstar.livejournal.com]

Fandoms:
RENT
Harry Potter

Go!

[lokifan]

Ooh!

Mimi, Joanne, Collins. (I don't know who your favourites are, so I just gave you mine.)

Draco, Pansy, Hermione.

[morettaallstar.livejournal.com]

Ok, ok, ok. This took me a while.

RENT
Much as I love me some Collins, I think he's the neuter one. My reasoning: Joanne is shag.(yummy yummy yummy yummy, mine mine mine) I don't know what it is, but Joanne is my favourite, definitely.
I like her thought processes, her personality (with a hint of dom) and if she were a redhead, she'd be perfect. Actually, Tracie Thoms can stay just the way she is. *grins*
But seriously, she's the only one I could see myself in an actual kinda relationship with. Though Collins is lovely, he's Angels, and though Maureen would be exhilitating for a few weeks, she would lose interest after a while and move on.
Also, Maureen as whore would make me WAAAAAAY more cash than Collins, because she's so (ahem) versatile. And, of course, if she's MY whore, I can keep her handy, too. ;D
So yes.

Harry Potter
Oh, these three are delicious. Can I keep all of them?
No?
...Ok.
Well, whoring out one the girls is probably best, because I'd be able to get them back.
So, Draco, I'm SO SORRY, but you're either going to have to be neutered, or go and play with loki's Harry in the corner. Yes, I thought you might like that. Be careful not to touch Ron, loki will murder you.
Sorry, got distracted. Next, Pansy and Hermione. Well, err. I bet you I could make a pretty penny with Hermione, if she learned how to speak dirty. Dress her up in her school uniform (minus the robes) and send her off - I would be Rowling in cash!
[Geddit, geddit, rolling, Rowling, huh, huh? ...I know.]
Which leaves Pansy to shag. Yeah, she had a pug face when she was 12/13, but she grew out of it. And she's got the dark hair and the dark eyes thing going on and the Slytherin natural poise thing and yeah, I think Pansy is shag.

That was a long one. But very much enjoyable. :D
Will review again soon! Haven't had much time to read anything, but I'll go through the other recent posts over the hols. <3

[lokifan]

Oh noooes, neutured Collins! I can see your logic, though. I love Joanne myself - Collins is my favourite, but Joanne's a close second. And so PRETTY.

All together now: take me for what I am...

LOL. I hope your Draco's prepared to play with my Harry - who knows what might happen?! And hey, he can touch Ron if he wants. I mean, your Draco's DEFINITELY not ready for a threesome with my Harry and Ron, but I'd enjoy watching it.

LMAO, you could make SO much with Hermione! And yep, I'd totes pick Pansy to shag out of the three of them. She's a hottie, plus I really like her character.

*nodnod* Take your time - I'm catching up myself.