Subtext Equals Buttsex
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Title: Subtext Equals Buttsex
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: 12
Warnings: puns
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the current challenge at![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
dracoharry100, full.
“You’re so full of it, Malfoy!” Harry yelled. Malfoy was flushed with anger too; but at the yell, he blinked and then did something unexpected. He smiled.
“Full of what exactly, Potter?” He came closer.
Harry refused to be intimidated. “Shut up! Just shut your damn mouth before I gag you!”
“Ever so kinky,” murmured Malfoy. “Would you like to pound me into the ground?”
Harry glared, bewildered and hating it. “Get stuffed!” He shoved past Malfoy, heading for the door.
Malfoy knocked him on his back, then pounced.
He ground against Harry’s rising cock, and purred, “I’d love to.”
Title: Subtext Equals Buttsex
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: 12
Warnings: puns
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the current challenge at
dracoharry100, full.“You’re so full of it, Malfoy!” Harry yelled. Malfoy was flushed with anger too; but at the yell, he blinked and then did something unexpected. He smiled.
“Full of what exactly, Potter?” He came closer.
Harry refused to be intimidated. “Shut up! Just shut your damn mouth before I gag you!”
“Ever so kinky,” murmured Malfoy. “Would you like to pound me into the ground?”
Harry glared, bewildered and hating it. “Get stuffed!” He shoved past Malfoy, heading for the door.
Malfoy knocked him on his back, then pounced.
He ground against Harry’s rising cock, and purred, “I’d love to.”
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Date: 2009-09-02 01:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-02 02:39 pm (UTC)mis-interpretsee the hidden subtext of things, and apparently Draco does too. :Dno subject
Date: 2009-09-02 03:31 pm (UTC)I only ever notice how dirty my mind is, when I go to work though. I tutor and look after a child and the things she says sometimes are SO wrong in so many ways, but she doesn't know, obviously. Like last night, she got a book from her parents with a universal "how to..." in pictures, among other things they showed you how to paint your face as a geisha, do origami, prepare a turkey, bind a corset and tie up your lover XD Of course her remark to the last one was only "I don't think their costumes are very pretty".
Also, the fact that a friend has totally got me into watching YAOI lately doesn't help with the overawareness about unintentional inuendo. Like at the main station, where there's signs on all the inactive platforms of "don't get off here" XD
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I have no idea where that just came from XD
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Date: 2009-09-02 01:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-02 02:43 pm (UTC)You're doing
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Date: 2009-09-02 02:48 pm (UTC)Yes, I'm doing
I'm on Team Draco. :hides:
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Date: 2009-09-02 02:58 pm (UTC)YOU NASTY FERRET-LOVER.
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Date: 2009-09-02 03:01 pm (UTC)No, that would be Ron. ;)
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Date: 2009-09-02 03:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-02 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-02 03:04 pm (UTC)Or something. ;)
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Date: 2009-09-02 03:10 pm (UTC)(Damnit, the only Ron icons I have involve chibi!him snogging Draco!)
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Date: 2009-09-02 03:50 pm (UTC)Oh, who am I kidding? We're all going to be winners at the end of this. :p
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Date: 2009-09-02 03:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-02 04:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-25 01:39 am (UTC)Love the icon, babe!
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Date: 2009-09-02 04:49 pm (UTC)A sequel with the traditional "Scared, Potter?" question would be appreciated. :)
Is this my Jealous!Harry fic? *stares at you - again*
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Date: 2009-09-25 01:43 am (UTC)And now I am whining.
Thanks for the comment, anyway! Sequel will happen. :)
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Date: 2009-09-02 05:16 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-09-25 05:48 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-09-25 01:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-03 02:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-25 01:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-03 06:24 am (UTC)What exactly IS a fortnight, anyway? I've always wondered... I wasn't sure if it was actually four nights or something completely different...
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Date: 2009-09-25 01:41 am (UTC)A fortnight is two weeks. I didn't know it wasn't a universal term - huh.