CAN'T SLEEP ZOMBIE RABBITS WILL EAT ME.

[lokifan]

My campus is covered in rabbits. That’s a cool thing, especially right now: in spring, the place is covered in LITTLE BABY RABBITS. So cute!

Only Miss Godfrey saw a rabbit eating pepperoni off someone’s discarded pizza. Clearly, the rabbits are getting a taste for meat. And there are thousands of them; if they get together, they will kill us all. None of this is helped by my childhood rereading of The Thousand Eyes of Night, a Robert Swindells book in which the neighbourhood bully is killed by rats possessed by aliens.

I told bewarethesmirk about the meat-eating bunny. Her response was to point out that zombie rabbits would be even scarier. Now I am trying to come up with an escape plan in the event of the zombie apocalypse reaching the campus bunny population.

DAMN YOU, STEPH.

Comments

[adores-draco.livejournal.com]

Killer baby bunnies are the scariest creatures in the universe! Have you noticed they're gathering in hostile groups? I'm positive they're planning something. Too many students are already absent from the lectures. You should be very, very afraid...

[lokifan]

Thanks for that. I'm not going to have terrible dreams about killer baby bunny conspiracies now AT ALL.

Killer baby bunnies are the scariest creatures in the universe!

So true. I plan to comfort myself with my icon - Draco!bunny!