One Sentence Smut
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lokifanFirst, some pimping. Check out 1sentencepr0n, you guys. Harry Potter fandom has an entry. Join the comm, and comment on the entry with one sentence of smut! THE ONLY H/D THERE IS MINE. And I did Hermione/Padma first! (Which was totally woldy’s fault, btw.) So go and play! I’ve asked to mod an entry for Buffy/Angel, so hopefully that will be up soon!
And in the name of one-sentence-smut, I’m finally doing that category meme.
Write 10 different categories of fic, in as few words as possible.
1. Angst: “Draco?” Harry turned his head as Draco entered the room. Draco’s throat was thick with choking grief, as he stared into the blank eyes of his blinded lover.
2. AU: “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?” Draco purred. Harry gulped, the sound loud in his own ears, as he stared at Beauxbatons’ wicked Seeker.
3. Crack: “It’s not that you’re writing smut and posting it on the internet,” Harry said. “It’s your choice of pairing! Really, Draco – Weasleycest?”
4. Crossover: “Really?” Harry said doubtfully, looking up at the very large vampire. “The way to shut up mouthy, morally ambiguous blonds is to fuck them? And I don’t know that I’d consider myself a brooding hero – ”
5. First Time: Harry pushed his way inside, and froze. Draco cried out, “no no no no – ”
Harry groaned, “sorry, Draco,” and came.
OK, no, I feel bad. First time is a time-honoured smut situation.
Harry’s eyes didn’t widen, his face didn’t flush. Instead, his jaw tightened as Draco pushed inside, and he gave the tiniest groan. At the sound, Draco gasped and thrust helplessly, pressing his flushed face against Harry’s chest.
6. Fluff: Draco woke on Christmas Day and leapt for his presents. The first one was... a jumper. Possibly. “Has Mother gone mad?” he said, panicked. “She’d never buy me this, it’s got a D on it and it doesn’t fit, she’s having some kind of episode – ”
“It’s not from your parents, prat,” Harry chuckled. “It’s from Mrs Weasley.”
“Oh,” Draco said, quiet. Then he pulled it on, and smiled.
7. Humor: “It’s not my fault you’re a pervert,” Draco said, hunching in his French maid’s frock. “A pervert who mumbles. I was sure you wanted a French maid for your birthday – who wants a bench made? Fuck the pensioners in the park who need a rest!”
“Well,” Harry husked, “it’s fine. This is an entirely fine birthday present. No need to take it back.”
8. Hurt/Comfort: Harry woke with a cry, yet again – he’d been broken of screaming by a succession of lovers who hated being woken by screams.
He blinked, and realised he was already in Draco’s arms. “You’re okay now, Harry.”
9. Smut: Draco whimpered against the back of his hand, trying not to cry out: he wouldn’t let Potter win. Then he pulled Draco’s hair, dragging his head back until it lay against Potter’s shoulder. “You’re not getting away with that,” he growled, circling his hips slowly so Draco’s eyes crossed. “You will scream.”
10. UST: “Mmm,” Draco purred, rolling his head back so that it nearly hit Harry’s very hard cock. “You give the best head messages, Potter.”
“Thanks,” Harry said in a strangled voice. You have the best hair.
1sentencepr0n, you guys. Harry Potter fandom has an entry. Join the comm, and comment on the entry with one sentence of smut! THE ONLY H/D THERE IS MINE. And I did Hermione/Padma first! (Which was totally woldy’s fault, btw.) So go and play! I’ve asked to mod an entry for Buffy/Angel, so hopefully that will be up soon!And in the name of one-sentence-smut, I’m finally doing that category meme.
Write 10 different categories of fic, in as few words as possible.
1. Angst: “Draco?” Harry turned his head as Draco entered the room. Draco’s throat was thick with choking grief, as he stared into the blank eyes of his blinded lover.
2. AU: “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?” Draco purred. Harry gulped, the sound loud in his own ears, as he stared at Beauxbatons’ wicked Seeker.
3. Crack: “It’s not that you’re writing smut and posting it on the internet,” Harry said. “It’s your choice of pairing! Really, Draco – Weasleycest?”
4. Crossover: “Really?” Harry said doubtfully, looking up at the very large vampire. “The way to shut up mouthy, morally ambiguous blonds is to fuck them? And I don’t know that I’d consider myself a brooding hero – ”
5. First Time: Harry pushed his way inside, and froze. Draco cried out, “no no no no – ”
Harry groaned, “sorry, Draco,” and came.
OK, no, I feel bad. First time is a time-honoured smut situation.
Harry’s eyes didn’t widen, his face didn’t flush. Instead, his jaw tightened as Draco pushed inside, and he gave the tiniest groan. At the sound, Draco gasped and thrust helplessly, pressing his flushed face against Harry’s chest.
6. Fluff: Draco woke on Christmas Day and leapt for his presents. The first one was... a jumper. Possibly. “Has Mother gone mad?” he said, panicked. “She’d never buy me this, it’s got a D on it and it doesn’t fit, she’s having some kind of episode – ”
“It’s not from your parents, prat,” Harry chuckled. “It’s from Mrs Weasley.”
“Oh,” Draco said, quiet. Then he pulled it on, and smiled.
7. Humor: “It’s not my fault you’re a pervert,” Draco said, hunching in his French maid’s frock. “A pervert who mumbles. I was sure you wanted a French maid for your birthday – who wants a bench made? Fuck the pensioners in the park who need a rest!”
“Well,” Harry husked, “it’s fine. This is an entirely fine birthday present. No need to take it back.”
8. Hurt/Comfort: Harry woke with a cry, yet again – he’d been broken of screaming by a succession of lovers who hated being woken by screams.
He blinked, and realised he was already in Draco’s arms. “You’re okay now, Harry.”
9. Smut: Draco whimpered against the back of his hand, trying not to cry out: he wouldn’t let Potter win. Then he pulled Draco’s hair, dragging his head back until it lay against Potter’s shoulder. “You’re not getting away with that,” he growled, circling his hips slowly so Draco’s eyes crossed. “You will scream.”
10. UST: “Mmm,” Draco purred, rolling his head back so that it nearly hit Harry’s very hard cock. “You give the best head messages, Potter.”
“Thanks,” Harry said in a strangled voice. You have the best hair.
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Date: 2009-06-11 10:19 pm (UTC)Will do. *has nothing else to do!*
I like the AU and the crossover (obsessed by BTVS much?!), the Hurt/Comfort is sweet, Fluff is too.
And I lol'd at the UST one.
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Date: 2009-06-11 10:21 pm (UTC)OMG, Weasleycest! I laughed SO HARD!
[That's what Draco said.]
*doesn't think perverted thoughts*
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Date: 2009-06-12 10:08 pm (UTC)And you are SO thinking perverted thoughts.
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Date: 2009-06-12 09:58 pm (UTC):D I totally am obsessed by BTVS. I certainly like HP but I wasn't ever 'fannish' about it, really - I'm here for the fandom not the canon. Whereas Buffy I'm far more typically fannish about.
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Date: 2009-06-12 10:32 pm (UTC)Well, I've been around HP so long that I tend to confuse canon and fanon. Not a good idea...
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Date: 2009-06-13 03:43 am (UTC)Oh, and I am totally going to check out that comm now. You had me at Hermione/Padma. lol
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Date: 2009-06-13 01:33 pm (UTC)YES CHECK OUT THE COMM FOR IT IS AWESOME. And with any luck, there will be an entry for us to write Buffy/Faith to our hearts' content soon.
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Date: 2009-06-19 02:32 am (UTC)Also smut & UST were insanely hot. XD I loved them all really, though. :DD
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Date: 2009-07-27 05:18 am (UTC)WHY KOISHII WHY I CANNOT GUESS.
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Date: 2009-08-23 02:49 am (UTC)And is this an exclusive prompt or can anyone have a go at it?
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